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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Abbott Unsure How to Eliminate Rapists from Texas and Still Host Trump Rallies
AUSTIN, TEXGHANISTAN -- Gov. Greg Abbott (Q) promised reporters and Texghanistan...
James Schlarmann
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September 8, 2021
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Man Wants Statue ‘Dedicated to Another Traitor Who Lost’ After Robert E. Lee’s Removal
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- After 131 years, a monument to General Robert...
James Schlarmann
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September 8, 2021
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Pregnant Texas Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Child Support
GILEAD, TEXAS -- In a case that might send reverberations throughout...
James Schlarmann
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September 8, 2021
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Greene Signs Deal to Be Star of New Line of Pro-MAGA Toys: My Little Ponyface
A new line of toys designed for "growing little fascists" has...
James Schlarmann
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September 7, 2021
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Pro-Life Baker Devastated When Open Bag of Flour Spills and Aborts His Cake
SCHLAFLY RIVER, TEXAS-- 56-year-old Kellen Masteroni has been a baker in...
James Schlarmann
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September 7, 2021
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Texas Informs Congress It Has Added “-ghanistan” to Its Name
AUSTIN, TEXGHANISTAN -- For for the first time in decades, a...
James Schlarmann
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September 7, 2021
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Webster Changes Definition of “Douchebag” to “See Joe Manchin”
Dictionary publishers have to update their content quite frequently, given how...
James Schlarmann
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September 7, 2021
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Texas Celebrates Its First Ever Forced Labor Day Weekend
AUSTIN, TEXASS -- All over America this weekend, people will be...
James Schlarmann
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September 3, 2021
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“Let Me Explain Why Rapists Might Be Entitled to $10,000” by Gov. Greg Abbott
The following editorial was written by Gov. Greg Abbott (Taliban-TX), concerning...
James Schlarmann
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September 3, 2021
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Taliban Try to Lure Women Away From Texas With Less Restrictive Laws
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN -- The Taliban are a far-right, deeply religiously fanatical...
James Schlarmann
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September 3, 2021
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