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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

The House Republicans Present: “Our 5 Debt Ceiling Demands, 2014 Q1 Edition”

The Political Garbage Chute got access to the next list of debt ceiling demands from House Republicans, here it is.

Politician Letters To Santa: Michele Bachmann

Rep. Michele Bachmann's 2013 letter to Santa Claus.

4 Gift Ideas For the House Republican in Your Life

Four gift ideas for House Republicans.

Wal-Mart Starts Charity Fund For Employees Who Donated Their Food To Their Co-Workers

Wal-Mart has a new idea to help their most needy employees: more incestuous charity from their workforce.

My Argument Against Obamacare, by Senator Rand Paul

An exclusive op-ed written by Sen. Rand Paul for The Political Garbage Chute.

The House Republicans Present: 5 Ways To Get By With Less Food

5 ways Republicans think you can get by with less food.

How 3 House Republicans Spent The First Day of Their Fundraising Vacation — Oops! — The Government Shutdown

How three House Republicans spent the first day of their taxpayer funded, unscheduled vacation.

5 Reasons House Republicans Want To Shut The Government Down

So just why DOES the House GOP want to shut the government down?

“5 NEW Benghazi Conspiracy Theories” by Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)

No stand down order? No problem. Louie Gohmert's got five more Benghazi theories for you.

“My 5 Favorite iPhone Games” by Sen. John McCain

A leaked guest article from John McCain for a conservative tech magazine gives us more insight into America's favorite stodgy war monger.