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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...

My Argument Against Obamacare, by Senator Rand Paul

An exclusive op-ed written by Sen. Rand Paul for The Political Garbage Chute.

The House Republicans Present: 5 Ways To Get By With Less Food

5 ways Republicans think you can get by with less food.

How 3 House Republicans Spent The First Day of Their Fundraising Vacation — Oops! — The Government Shutdown

How three House Republicans spent the first day of their taxpayer funded, unscheduled vacation.

5 Reasons House Republicans Want To Shut The Government Down

So just why DOES the House GOP want to shut the government down?

“5 NEW Benghazi Conspiracy Theories” by Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)

No stand down order? No problem. Louie Gohmert's got five more Benghazi theories for you.

“My 5 Favorite iPhone Games” by Sen. John McCain

A leaked guest article from John McCain for a conservative tech magazine gives us more insight into America's favorite stodgy war monger.

5 Things You Can Thank Union Thugs For

5 reasons union thugs don't suck at all.

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher: “Earth’s Round Shape Totally Bogus”

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher proves his scientific intellect for the masses.

House GOP To De-Fund The North Pole

House Republicans are moving to de-fund Kris Kringle.

5 Reasons You Give a Shit What Mitt Romney Thinks About Obama’s Second Term

Mitt Romney recently made some comments about Obama's second term, presuming that anyone cares. Spoiler alert: We don't.