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Jesus Told Me He’d Prefer If MAGA Kept the Him Out of Christmas

"What do they even need with me, when they have that sausage-fingered rapist they clearly worship more than me anyway?" - Jesus Hubert Christ Don't...

Sen. Lindsey Graham: “I was born within 5 minutes of conception!”

After making dubious claims in support of his new abortion bill, Senator Lindsey Graham shocked the world by claiming to have been born just after fertilization.

Like the Rest of Us, God Hated Fred Phelps — A Political Garbage Chute Obituary

We do not mourn for Fred Phelps. We dance upon his grave.

The House Republicans Present: “Our 5 Debt Ceiling Demands, 2014 Q1 Edition”

The Political Garbage Chute got access to the next list of debt ceiling demands from House Republicans, here it is.

Politician Letters To Santa: Michele Bachmann

Rep. Michele Bachmann's 2013 letter to Santa Claus.

4 Gift Ideas For the House Republican in Your Life

Four gift ideas for House Republicans.

Wal-Mart Starts Charity Fund For Employees Who Donated Their Food To Their Co-Workers

Wal-Mart has a new idea to help their most needy employees: more incestuous charity from their workforce.

My Argument Against Obamacare, by Senator Rand Paul

An exclusive op-ed written by Sen. Rand Paul for The Political Garbage Chute.

The House Republicans Present: 5 Ways To Get By With Less Food

5 ways Republicans think you can get by with less food.

How 3 House Republicans Spent The First Day of Their Fundraising Vacation — Oops! — The Government Shutdown

How three House Republicans spent the first day of their taxpayer funded, unscheduled vacation.

5 Reasons House Republicans Want To Shut The Government Down

So just why DOES the House GOP want to shut the government down?