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Pete Hegseth Told Me “Whiskey Dick” is His Best Defense Against Rape Allegations

"...honestly I was too blacked out to remember what happened that day anyway..." A lot of people seem worried that former Fox News host Pete...

POLL: COUNTRY UPSET IT WAS LIED TO ABOUT STUFF THAT HAPPENED IN A WAR BUILT ENTIRELY ON LIES

Who are Americans more upset at - Brian Williams or the people who lied to get us into the war that Williams told false stories about?

Senator Dr. Rand Paul: ‘Parents Have a Right to Make Their Kids Drink AIDS Blood if They Want’

Will Rand Paul deliver this speech on parental freedom sometime soon?

West Virginia Republican Says Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’

Are rape pregnancies terrible? According to human beings with compassion and empathy, yes. According to some Republicans? Maybe not so much.

Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill

Are Texas Republicans going to force their state to take a stand against Obama's mandatory vaccinations, even if they don't exist in reality?

“Why I Should Be Elected President in 2016” by Scott Walker

Why does Scott Walker want to be president? Did we ask him ourselves?

22-Year-Old College Libertarian: Socialism is Bad, Now Give Me My Pell Grant So I Can Take the Highway to the State University I Attend

A local young libertarian explains why taxes are theft, socialism is evil, and why neither of those things mean he's a hypocrite for getting government grants and going to a publicly funded universty.

House Republicans To Propose ‘Sperm and Egg Production’ Bill

Forget abortion. Does one Congressman want to make pulling your pud illegal?

“Why I Should Be President” by Jeb Bush

Jeb Bush explains why he should be president after next year's election.

Paul Ryan: Lowering Minimum Wage to $0 an Hour Will Get 0% Unemployment

Speaker Paul Ryan has a radical new theory for how to encourage full employment -- completely eliminating the minimum wage.

“Why I’m Not Running for President in 2016 After All” by Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney explains his decision to not run for president.