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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

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Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...
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NSA Employee Laughs His Balls Off at Hillary Clinton Email ‘Scandal’

One NSA employee tells The Chute why he doesn't consider the Hillary Clinton email scandal a real scandal.
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GOP Senators Want to Frack Dwarf Planet Ceres Now That NASA Has Orbited It

NASA has orbited a dwarf planet, which means two Republicans are ready to claim the planet for America and to plunder it for whatever resources it holds.
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Senate Republicans Vow to ‘Punch Iran in the Dick’ Once Obama Leaves Office

Republicans in the Senate not only want to sabotage the U.S.-Iran nuclear negotiations, they want to punch Iran in the dick after Obama leaves.
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Florida Officials Can No Longer Use The Words ‘Climate Change,’ ‘Scientifically Illiterate,’ ‘Fucking Morons’

It's not just "climate change" that Florida's government employees can't say anymore.
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Election Watch: KY GOP ‘Totes Cool’ With Rand Paul Embarrassing Himself in 2016

Rand Paul has convinced Republican leadership in his state to front a plan that would allow him to run for both President and the Senate.
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Socialist Barack Obama’s Capitalist Economy Adds 295,000 Jobs, Unemployment Down to 5.5%

Republicans react to President Barack Obama's economy having another month with nearly 300,000 jobs added and the unemployment number dropping further.
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Ferguson Police Chief: ‘At Least We Stopped Shitting in People’s Mouths for Fun!’

Ferguson Police Chief Tom Jackson is being pressured to resign.
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John Boehner: “Wasting Time and Money Is The New ‘Leadership'”

Speaker John Boehner will never admit defeat, because Republicans have their own definitions of winning and losing.
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Benjamin Netanyahu’s (Paraphrased) Congressional Speech

If you missed or skipped Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's congressional address, we've paraphrased it for you here.
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An Interview With a Colorado Resident After His State Sold 17 Tons of Legal Pot

Colorado legalized marijuana recreationally in 2014 and sold over 17 tons of the stuff in the first year. We interviewed one local man to see how Colorado has changed.
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