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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

George W. Bush Gives Iraq Vet A Ride Home; Asks For Gas Money

George W. Bush has a funny way of showing respect to the men and women he asked to die for his B.S. war.

Migrant Workers Flood Bible Belt States, Filling Vacated County Clerk Positions

Who will fill the holes left by highly-principled religious bigots? Migrant workers perhaps?

Ohio Judge Vows Not to Grant Divorce to ‘Any Straight A***oles’

An Ohio judge has decided to keep certain people from getting a divorce in his courtroom.

Ohio Republican: Obama Free College Plan a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People

One Ohio Republican fears free college would be the end of his party.

El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine

A guide to traditional Mexican food, written by the expert on Mexican culture himself, Donald Trump.

Dignity Buys Formerly Discriminated-Against Mississippi Gay Man Giant Mansion

Justice Clarence Thomas has some interesting ideas on dignity and discrimination, but one gay man in MS may actually agree with him.

How One Man’s Straight Marriage Was Totally Ruined By Gay Marriage

One man's harrowing ordeal, losing his straight marriage to gay marriage.

Scott Walker Worried He’s Not ‘Coming Off Dumb Enough’ For GOP Voters

Is Scott Walker coming off as dumb enough for the GOP base? Only time will tell.

Teary-Eyed Donald Trump Finally Realizes Whole World Hates Him

Last week, 2016 Republican Presidential Hopeful #3,215 -- known also as...