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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Scott Walker Tweets Image With Nazi Death Camps to ‘One-Up’ Donald Trump

Scott Walker does not want Donald Trump being the front runner AND the only Republican blasting out Nazi imagery.

Atheist Texas Judge To Require All Christian Couples to Sign ‘Your God is Made-Up’ Document Before Getting Married

A Texas Judge's reaction to gay marriage has forced another Texas judge to fight fire with fire.

Netanyahu: Western Nuke Deal With Iran a ‘Serious Threat To My Warmongering’

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is not happy about what the new nuclear deal with Iran will mean for his posturing and rhetoric.

Oklahoma Satanic Judge: ‘The Goat Sacrificing Stays in My Court!’

One judge in Oklahoma says if Christians can keep the Ten Commandments at the capitol, he can keep sacrificing goats to Satan in his courtroom.

5 Reasons For A Latino/Hispanic Voter To Choose Donald Trump For President

So you're Latino and you want to vote for Trump? You must be using one of these five excuses for your silliness.

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #415

Obama gun confiscation is running out of control! Just look at these statistics!

George W. Bush Gives Iraq Vet A Ride Home; Asks For Gas Money

George W. Bush has a funny way of showing respect to the men and women he asked to die for his B.S. war.

Migrant Workers Flood Bible Belt States, Filling Vacated County Clerk Positions

Who will fill the holes left by highly-principled religious bigots? Migrant workers perhaps?

Ohio Judge Vows Not to Grant Divorce to ‘Any Straight A***oles’

An Ohio judge has decided to keep certain people from getting a divorce in his courtroom.