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Can I File an Extension If I’m Not Ready to Control My Wife By January 20th?

I don't really want to go to jail because I couldn't figure out how to wrangle my wife's genitals into their holding pen before...

Oklahoma Satanic Judge: ‘The Goat Sacrificing Stays in My Court!’

One judge in Oklahoma says if Christians can keep the Ten Commandments at the capitol, he can keep sacrificing goats to Satan in his courtroom.

5 Reasons For A Latino/Hispanic Voter To Choose Donald Trump For President

So you're Latino and you want to vote for Trump? You must be using one of these five excuses for your silliness.

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #415

Obama gun confiscation is running out of control! Just look at these statistics!

George W. Bush Gives Iraq Vet A Ride Home; Asks For Gas Money

George W. Bush has a funny way of showing respect to the men and women he asked to die for his B.S. war.

Migrant Workers Flood Bible Belt States, Filling Vacated County Clerk Positions

Who will fill the holes left by highly-principled religious bigots? Migrant workers perhaps?

Ohio Judge Vows Not to Grant Divorce to ‘Any Straight A***oles’

An Ohio judge has decided to keep certain people from getting a divorce in his courtroom.

Ohio Republican: Obama Free College Plan a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People

One Ohio Republican fears free college would be the end of his party.

El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine

A guide to traditional Mexican food, written by the expert on Mexican culture himself, Donald Trump.

Dignity Buys Formerly Discriminated-Against Mississippi Gay Man Giant Mansion

Justice Clarence Thomas has some interesting ideas on dignity and discrimination, but one gay man in MS may actually agree with him.