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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Donald Trump Kicks Orphan, Surges in GOP Polls

Donald Trump kicked an orphan and a new poll shows that actually improved his standing with Republican voters.

Satan: ‘Huckabee Is One Evil F**k’

When The Chief Sin Officer of Hell thinks Huckabee is gross, maybe there's something to that.

Atheist Kentucky Clerk Cites ‘Deeply Held Irreligious Beliefs’ & Refuses to Marry Christians

One Kentucky clerk has decided to counter-protest Kim Davis, the county clerk still denying marriages to gay couples.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #420

When will Obama's Gun Confiscation come for YOUR gun?!

Jesus Christ: ‘It’s Cute’ When Conservative, Christian Americans Think Bernie’s Too Socialist

Jesus Christ: "They still have the balls to say they follow my teachings? Pfffft."

Ted Cruz: ‘It’s Time For a Sexual Inquisition!’

"We must ask ourselves if we truly trust women with their vaginae."

George W. Bush Farts in Elevator; Jeb! Blames Obama, Hillary

GLEN SPRINGS, NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Former Florida Governor and 2016 Republican...

Doesn’t Change A Thing: Crazy, Unelectable, SOCIALIST Surges To Top of NH Polls

A totally meaningless poll shows Bernie leading Hillary. Pffft. Like that means anything.

Republicans Worried Wrong A-Hole Is Fronting Their A-Hole Policies

Are Republicans freaking out about the wrong a-hole representing their a-hole policies?