Totally Bulls*it News

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...
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Science & Medicine

Florida Officials Can No Longer Use The Words ‘Climate Change,’ ‘Scientifically Illiterate,’ ‘Fucking Morons’

It's not just "climate change" that Florida's government employees can't say anymore.
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Totally Bulls*it News

Election Watch: KY GOP ‘Totes Cool’ With Rand Paul Embarrassing Himself in 2016

Rand Paul has convinced Republican leadership in his state to front a plan that would allow him to run for both President and the Senate.
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Economy

Socialist Barack Obama’s Capitalist Economy Adds 295,000 Jobs, Unemployment Down to 5.5%

Republicans react to President Barack Obama's economy having another month with nearly 300,000 jobs added and the unemployment number dropping further.
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Criminal Justice

Ferguson Police Chief: ‘At Least We Stopped Shitting in People’s Mouths for Fun!’

Ferguson Police Chief Tom Jackson is being pressured to resign.
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MAGA News

John Boehner: “Wasting Time and Money Is The New ‘Leadership'”

Speaker John Boehner will never admit defeat, because Republicans have their own definitions of winning and losing.
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Totally Bulls*it News

Benjamin Netanyahu’s (Paraphrased) Congressional Speech

If you missed or skipped Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's congressional address, we've paraphrased it for you here.
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The War on Drugs

An Interview With a Colorado Resident After His State Sold 17 Tons of Legal Pot

Colorado legalized marijuana recreationally in 2014 and sold over 17 tons of the stuff in the first year. We interviewed one local man to see how Colorado has changed.
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Totally Bulls*it News

Scott Walker Sorry About (The Media Covering) His Dumb Comments

Don't think Scott Walker doesn't feel about his comments comparing ISIS to Wisconsin protesters. He is very sorry...that the media covered it.
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Science & Medicine

Sen. Jim Inhofe Jumps On Senate Floor to Disprove Gravity

Senator Jim Inhofe has a bone to pick with science, he won't stop until he wins.
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MAGA News

Scott Walker Says Protesters Are Like Nazis With AIDS Killing Puppies

Scott Walker has some interesting views on protesters and terrorists.
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