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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Rand Paul: ‘Obama Wants to Put the Government Between Your Kids and Your Bulls**t Pseudoscience!’

Rand Paul weighed in on gay conversion therapy at a recent campaign stop in Georgia.

Dick Cheney: ‘I Write For People Who Love to Read Books Full of Bullsh*t’

The Political Garbage Chute caught up with Dick Cheney at a book signing.

Conservative Radio Host Weighing Options to Defend SC’s Murdering Cop

South Carolina cop Michael T. Slager is being charged with murder, and one conservative radio host isn't sure how to spin it to his audience.

“Why The U.S.-Iran Nuke Deal Is Bad, Bad, Bad” by John McCain

Senator John McCain sent the Chute this op-ed, explaining his opposition to the U.S.-Iran nuclear deal framework.

Rand Paul to America: ‘There’s One More Seat in the Clown Car, and It’s Mine!’

Rand Paul 2016 is officially here, and the Chute has got it covered.

Indiana Burger Joint Hangs ‘F**ck F*ggots’ Sign In Window, Gets $2 Billion in Crowdfunding

Indiana's new law has given rise to a whole new cottage industry, conservative crowd funding for bigots.

Republicans React: Obama Headed to His Homeland For the First Time In His Presidency

President Obama is going to Kenya for the first time since being elected president in 2008, and we Republican reactions.

Indiana GOP Mulling Rainbow Patches for State’s LGBTs to Wear

Some Indiana Republicans are hoping to make their new RFRA law a little easier to maneuver around for those who wish to discriminate.

Gay, Mexican, Muslim Arkansas Man To Pretty Much Do EVERYTHING Himself For The Rest of His Life Now

One man in Arkansas could see his life get tremendously more complicated.

Ghost of George Wallace: ‘I F**cking Love Indiana’s New Law!’

An exclusive interview with the ghost of an old-school discriminatory bigot governor.