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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Paul Ryan Takes Break From His Kid’s Afternoon Soccer Game To Explain Why Paid Family Leave is Wrong
Is Paul Ryan a hypocrite or just a plain ol' Republican for insisting on his own family time but not caring enough to ensure regular Americans get theirs?
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2015
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RNC Hires Top Engineers to Extend Conservative Media Bubble Across Entire Country
As a result of the CNBC Republican debate, engineers have been hired to help further sequester GOP voters from reality.
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2015
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Ted Cruz Up All Night Working on List of Debate Questions He’ll Answer
Ted Cruz only wants to answer questions he likes and not any hard ones, you know, to be presidential.
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2015
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GoFundMe Established to ‘Pay Bristol Palin to STFU Forever and Ever’
There's a new crowdfunded project to entice Bristol Palin to stop having opinions about, well, anything.
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2015
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Conservatives Fume: Obama Supports Idea That People Mostly Use Bathrooms to Piss and S***
CLARKBERG, VIRGINA -- Gavin Grimm is a sixteen year old transgender teenager...
James Schlarmann
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October 30, 2015
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Carly Fiorina Says Knocking Out Ivan Drago Was ‘Biggest Highlight’ of Her Life
On the campaign trail in Iowa, Carly Fiorina tells a fascinating story of pugilism.
James Schlarmann
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October 30, 2015
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People Who Would Have to Make Tough Decisions as POTUS Bummed About Tough Debate Questions
The Republican candidates were not pleased with the questions they got in the last GOP debate.
James Schlarmann
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October 30, 2015
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #352
Obama's gun confiscation program rolls along another week.
James Schlarmann
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October 29, 2015
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Sad Libertarian Can’t Figure Out Why His Bottom Polling Candidate Didn’t Get More Debate Time
One libertarian can't figure out why bottom-placing Rand Paul isn't getting more screen time at the debates.
James Schlarmann
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October 29, 2015
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Priebus Peeved Town Turd Polisher Didn’t Polish His Turds Enough
Reince Priebus has not had a good week between the CNBC debate and a batch of turds not being shined to his liking.
James Schlarmann
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October 29, 2015
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