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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

NRA Executive: Promoting Civil War Fantasy Piece Was ‘Just a Suggestion, Not a Warning’

Right-wing blogger and gun rights activist Bob Owens wrote a piece about hanging Democrats after a civil war over guns, and the NRA promoted it, but why?

Mitch McConnell: Let’s Make Obama a Three Term President!

Why does Mitch McConnell all of a sudden want a man who had hoped to limit to one term to have a THIRD term?!

Americans Celebrate End of Racism With Traditional “Burning of Six Black Churches”

Six black churches burned in St. Louis this month, but was it all part of a traditional American celebration?

BREAKING: Trey Gowdy Not Sure Dunk Tank Will Be Ready For Hillary’s Benghazi Testimony

Trey Gowdy's big day with Hillary is already off to a rough start

Joe Biden Eschews Presidential Run To Embark on Epic Crusade to Find Lost Treasure

What Joe Biden plans to do with his post-political career may surprise some

A Sad, Disillusioned Trey Gowdy is Roaming the Halls of Congress, Offering to ‘Witch Hunt’ People

With his beloved Select Committee on Benghazi crumbling before his eyes, Trey Gowdy finds himself rudderless in Washington.

Paul Ryan Demands Goose That Lays Golden Eggs as Condition of Speakership

Paul Ryan once saw geese that laid golden eggs, and he's demanding one now as payment for his speakership.

Jim Webb Challenges Bernie Sanders to Arm Wrestle

Jim Webb is out of the presidential race for now, but that doesn't mean his competitive spirit has dulled.

After Cutting Planned Parenthood Medicaid Payments, Texas To Blow Up All Dams

Texas will no longer reimburse Planned Parenthood with the state's medicaid funds, and they're taking that concept to other parts of their budget too.

Tea Party/GOP Establishment Set Rules for Upcoming Rumble Over Speakership

Who will win the GOP rumble between the establishment and the Tea Party caucus?