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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Town Conservative Outraged Obama Did Bare Minimum on Guns

President Obama issued rather mild executive orders on guns, which has upset one gun owner immensely.

After President’s Gun Control Speech, Confused Conservative Hands Guns Over to Obama

One man hands Obama his guns after misunderstanding the president's executive orders on gun measures.

Wayne LaPierre Sends Care Package of Cookies, Guns, Ammo to Oregon Militia Squatters

NRA executive Wayne LaPierre sends a special package to the Oregon Militia occupying a bird observatory.

Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge

One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen.

NRA: Nation’s Guns Feeling ‘Confused and Upset’ Over Obama Executive Orders

Obama Executive Orders have a tendency to bring out the most rational of thought from right-wingers.

Feds Deem Burns Building Takeover ‘Sexual Assault’

A federal building takeover in Burns, Oregon is being given an eyebrow raising classification by government officials.

President Obama to Personally Fly Drone Over Site of Bundy’s Rebellion

White House aides are saying the Oregon standoff may force the president to take decisive action.

Daesh Uses Trump’s Wife in Recruitment Porn

Terrorist group Daesh already started using Donald Trump in its recruitment videos, and now they've started using his wife Melania.

PA Department of Corrections Orders Jumpsuits With Garish Patterns

Will Bill Cosby have special garments to wear if he's convicted?