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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Another Republican Debate Drinking Game

This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.

Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century

Marco Rubio wants to remind Americans he can lead them to a better yesterday.

CNN Constructs Silo to Store GOP Debate Bullshit

Ahead of tomorrow night's GOP Debate, CNN has taken big steps to prevent toxic bullshit seepage.

Ted Cruz Wants to Replace Donald Trump as the GOP’s Leading Douche

Senator Ted Cruz really hopes Republican voters think he's douchier than Donald Trump.

Dumb, Failing, White UT Student Thinks Justice Scalia Is Totally Right About Affirmative Action

One white kid agrees with Justice Scalia on Affirmative Action, though he's not quite sure why.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #357

Will the onslaught of Obama's Gun Confiscation take your beloved peacemaker from your warm, alive hands this week?

Trump: Orlando Shooting Proves Second Amendment Should Not Apply to Muslims

Donald Trump proposes updating the Second Amendment.

Wayne LaPierre Wants 10 Gun Limit For Suspected Terrorists

NRA exec Wayne LaPierre unveils his group's new proposal for suspected terrorists and firearms.

Trump’s Polling Numbers Surge After He Punches Imam ‘In the Taco’

After Donald Trump punches an Islamic cleric "in the taco," his polls numbers bounce upward.

Alabama Republican “Much More Interesteder” in Trump Following Incestuous Comments

After Trump implied he might like to have sexual intercourse with his daughter, one Republican says he'll support The Donald to the end.