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Putin Expresses Concern About Incoming American Dictatorship

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Moscovia, Kievan Rus’ — Following Donald Trump’s inauguration, Vladimir Putin, pictured above shitting his pants at the mention of President Zelenskyy, today called a surprise...
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Strapped for Campaign Cash, Rand Paul Shares Mark Zuckerberg Facebook Status

Rand Paul is hoping Mark Zuckerberg can save his dying campaign.
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Ted Cruz Backs Constitutional Amendment Repealing Women’s Suffrage

Ted Cruz feels the only way to get Roe v. Wade off the books is to get women out of politics, literally.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #359 – Christmas Eve Edition

A festive, holiday-inspired rundown of Obama's Gun Confiscation count.
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Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes

Santa Claus has released a statement asking gun owners to safely stow their weapons before he delivers presents to their children.
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Gun Enthusiast Rushed to Hospital With Groin Injury

This particular gun enthusiast met an untimely fate, all because he couldn't keep his gun, or himself, in his pants. Sad.
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We Asked These 2016 Presidential Candidates What They Wanted for Christmas

Find out what your favorite candidate wants for Christmas here!
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Town Republican Has Figured Out How to Vote for Trump and Not Hate Himself

One man has figured out how to vote for Donald Trump and not compromise his scruples.
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Ohio Republican Wants to Create Uterine Registry

One Republican says a new proposed law in Ohio that would force women who have abortions or miscarriages to bury or cremate the fetus doesn't go far enough.
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Trump Starts Bashing Hillary with Crude Stick Figures

Donald Trump unveils a new way to talk trash on Hillary Clinton -- stick figures.
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Chris Christie in New Hampshire: ‘I Give a Shit Where Kids Shit’

Chris Christie has an opinion about where kids relieve themselves, and he's not afraid to make it known.
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