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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

3 Recipes From Gov. Rick Snyder’s Charity Cookbook of After School Snacks

Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder has a new charity recipe book out.

Wayne LaPierre Gets Choked Up About Guns Not Sold After Failed Background Checks

NRA Vice-President Wayne LaPierre emotes about gun sales.

U.S. Capitalist Economy, Pummeled by Obama’s Communism, Gains 290k+ Jobs in December

The December 2015 Jobs report is out, and it has Republicans worried that Obama's communism will never be contained.

Toddler NRA Member: Who the hell is Obama to say I shouldn’t have a gun?

One little boy is really mad that Obama thinks he's not ready to handle a firearm.

GOP Congressman Wants to Investigate Connection Between Benghazi, Planned Parenthood

After voting to de-fund Planned Parenthood, one congressman thinks there might be a connection to it and Benghazi worth investigating.

5 Reasons I’m Pretty Sure Ted Cruz’s Dick Smells Like Fried Snack Pies

I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz has a thing for fried pies. A gross thing.

Town Conservative Outraged Obama Did Bare Minimum on Guns

President Obama issued rather mild executive orders on guns, which has upset one gun owner immensely.

After President’s Gun Control Speech, Confused Conservative Hands Guns Over to Obama

One man hands Obama his guns after misunderstanding the president's executive orders on gun measures.

Wayne LaPierre Sends Care Package of Cookies, Guns, Ammo to Oregon Militia Squatters

NRA executive Wayne LaPierre sends a special package to the Oregon Militia occupying a bird observatory.