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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix
Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2016
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Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice
Senator Marco Rubio accidentally brought a menace of a ghost to the realm of the living.
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2016
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Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming
Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2016
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Local Pro-Lifer ‘Loves’ Ted Cruz’s Carpet Bombing Foreign Policy
A pro-life Republican explains why Ted Cruz's foreign policy works for him.
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2016
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Obama’s Communist Economic Assault Lowers Unemployment Below 5%
Republicans are sure something is afoul because the unemployment rate is the lowest it's been since nearly a year before Obama took office.
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2016
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Town Republican Confused by Lack of Phobias in Democratic Debate
One Republican's confused reaction to the last Democratic debate.
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2016
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #366
Will Obama's Gun Confiscation claim your God-given hand cannon?
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2016
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Islamic American: Marco Rubio Divides Us By Being a Radical Christian
Marco Rubio says Obama divided the country by visiting a mosque, but this Islamic American says it's Rubio that's dividing us.
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2016
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Trump: Cruz Stole Iowa ‘You Know, Like Mexicans Do’
Donald Trump said Ted Cruz stole Iowa from him because Cruz is a Mexican, which is wrong, but...
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2016
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Old Lady Politely Refuses Jeb Bush’s Help Across the Street
No one wants or needs Jeb Bush's help these days.
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2016
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