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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

O.J. Simpson to Auction ‘Just Some Random Knife’

O.J. Simpson is looking to cash in just like George Zimmerman.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #379

The unspeakable toll of Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Louisiana Democrats Propose 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

Louisiana Democrats are responding to a new anti-abortion law in their state.

Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo

George Zimmerman's jail cellmate wants to cash in too.

Area Klansman ‘Relieved’ He No Longer Has to Choose Between Cruz and Trump

One klansman is super stoked on not having to choose Trump over someone else.

Bearded, Bigoted Attention Whore Gives Ignorant Opinions on Subjects He Doesn’t Understand

A reality-TV star weighs in on HB2, North Carolina's anti-LGBT law.