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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Chamber of Commerce: Sales of White Sheets Up 72%

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce announces huge spikes in surprising goods and services.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #382

Is your freedom blaster part of Obama's Gun Confiscation count this week?

You’ll NEVER Guess Who Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Donald Trump picked up another key endorsement this week.

Rush Limbaugh Confused Why He Hasn’t Evolved Into a Human Yet

Rush Limbuagh doesn't science very well, does he?

Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’

Trump defends another one of his dubious products.

Donald Trump Debuts ‘Make Earth Flat Again’ Slogan

Donald Trump's new slogan eschews subtlety.

Texas Republican Invents Shrinking Ray to ‘Make Government So Small It Fits In Your Pee-Hole’

Republicans in Texas are enlisting science in the name of shrinking government.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #381

Obama's Gun Confiscation rattles on, but can freedom do the same?!

Nation’s Females and Minorities Relieved They Won’t Be Asked to Be Trump’s VP

New polling shows relief among women and minorities at not being considered for Trump's VP.