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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Fundamentalist Christian Republican ‘Warming Up’ to ISIS After Orlando Shooting

The deadly Orlando shooting has inspired one man to rethink his hatred of ISIS.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #383

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation claim your freedom cannon this week?

South Carolina Republicans Propose New State Miscarriage Investigation Unit

The GOP in South Carolina has proposed a new agency to help enforce their abortion ban.

NC Trans Man To Sue State For Invasion of Privacy

One transgender man in North Carolina has had it with HB2.

You’ll Never Guess Which Former President Just Endorsed Donald Trump!

A famous former president has endorsed Donald Trump.

Stanford Rape Judge’s New Sentencing Guideline: ’20 Minutes Or Less, And You’re Free!’

SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA -- When Superior Court Judge Aaron Persky gave Brock...

Donald Trump Says His ‘Guys’ Will Find Ark of The Covenant and Holy Grail In First 100 Days

Donald Trump lays out his vision for the first hundred days of his administration.

Trump University To Open Law School, No Mexicans or Muslims Allowed

Embattled Trump University to open a new wing in its school.