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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

Bearded, Bigoted Attention Whore Gives Ignorant Opinions on Subjects He Doesn’t Understand

A reality-TV star weighs in on HB2, North Carolina's anti-LGBT law.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #378

A look back at this week's Obama's Gun Confiscation numbers.

NC Republican: Feds Should Keep ‘Their Big Government Noses Out of Our Big Government Bigotry’

One North Carolina Republican isn't taking the DOJ's warning about HB2 lying down.

When Traveling in the U.S., Mexico Advises Citizens to Bring Bottled Water

The government of Mexico doesn't want its citizens drinking American water.

Carly Fiorina Hastily Canceling ‘World’s Worst Veep’ Coffee Mug Purchase

Carly Fiorina puts her VP dreams back in the box where they belong.