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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

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"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump University To Open Law School, No Mexicans or Muslims Allowed

Embattled Trump University to open a new wing in its school.
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Chamber of Commerce: Sales of White Sheets Up 72%

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce announces huge spikes in surprising goods and services.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #382

Is your freedom blaster part of Obama's Gun Confiscation count this week?
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You’ll NEVER Guess Who Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Donald Trump picked up another key endorsement this week.
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Rush Limbaugh Confused Why He Hasn’t Evolved Into a Human Yet

Rush Limbuagh doesn't science very well, does he?
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Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’

Trump defends another one of his dubious products.
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Trump’s Toupee Breaks Silence: ‘There is Literally Nothing But Farts and Anger Under Me.’

Donald Trump's toupee lets it all hang loose.
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Donald Trump Debuts ‘Make Earth Flat Again’ Slogan

Donald Trump's new slogan eschews subtlety.
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Texas Republican Invents Shrinking Ray to ‘Make Government So Small It Fits In Your Pee-Hole’

Republicans in Texas are enlisting science in the name of shrinking government.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #381

Obama's Gun Confiscation rattles on, but can freedom do the same?!
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