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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Stanford Rape Judge’s New Sentencing Guideline: ’20 Minutes Or Less, And You’re Free!’

SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA -- When Superior Court Judge Aaron Persky gave Brock...

Donald Trump Says His ‘Guys’ Will Find Ark of The Covenant and Holy Grail In First 100 Days

Donald Trump lays out his vision for the first hundred days of his administration.

Trump University To Open Law School, No Mexicans or Muslims Allowed

Embattled Trump University to open a new wing in its school.

Chamber of Commerce: Sales of White Sheets Up 72%

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce announces huge spikes in surprising goods and services.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #382

Is your freedom blaster part of Obama's Gun Confiscation count this week?

You’ll NEVER Guess Who Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Donald Trump picked up another key endorsement this week.

Rush Limbaugh Confused Why He Hasn’t Evolved Into a Human Yet

Rush Limbuagh doesn't science very well, does he?

Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’

Trump defends another one of his dubious products.