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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Justice Thomas: MS School Desegregating After Six-Decade Fight ‘Proves Racism Doesn’t Exist Anymore’

A school in Mississippi has lost its 62-year legal battle and is desegregating.

Anne Graham Lotz: God Gives Us Diarrhea Because We ‘Let Trans People Poop in Comfort’

The daughter of Billy Graham has some interesting thoughts on freedom.

Jesus Christ Issues New Commandment: Thou Shalt Just Poop and Get Out, Weirdos

Jesus and his company have a new edict for all their employees.

O.J. Simpson to Auction ‘Just Some Random Knife’

O.J. Simpson is looking to cash in just like George Zimmerman.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #379

The unspeakable toll of Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Louisiana Democrats Propose 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

Louisiana Democrats are responding to a new anti-abortion law in their state.

Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo

George Zimmerman's jail cellmate wants to cash in too.

Area Klansman ‘Relieved’ He No Longer Has to Choose Between Cruz and Trump

One klansman is super stoked on not having to choose Trump over someone else.

Bearded, Bigoted Attention Whore Gives Ignorant Opinions on Subjects He Doesn’t Understand

A reality-TV star weighs in on HB2, North Carolina's anti-LGBT law.