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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

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"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Republican Afraid Voting For Hillary Clinton Will ‘Give The Country Cooties’

Does Hillary Clinton have a rare illness?
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President Obama Having Copies Of FEMA Camp Keys Made For Hillary

You can't open a FEMA Camp without keys.
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Republican Angry That Civil War Reenactor Who Played Abe Lincoln Not Actually Honest Abe

This Republican may not get how things work.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #390

Did Obama gank your gat this week?
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Donald Trump Says ‘Just Kidding’ As He Shits In Neighbor’s Mouth While He Sleeps

Donald Trump's just kidding about everything.
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Trump Asks Russian Kids To Come To America, and ‘Ding-Dong-Ditch’ Hillary

From Donald Trump to Russia with derp.
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Republican ‘Disappointed’ Obama Didn’t Mention Grabbing Guns In His DNC Speech

Clem didn't like it when Obama addressed the DNC at all.
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1990’s Era Stand-Up Comic Dusting Off His ‘Bill Clinton Likes Pussy’ Material

A comedian plans a Bill Clinton-inspired return to his glory days.
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Man Offers To Put Bill O’Reilly Up In Slaves’ Quarters For A Year

Could Bill O'Reilly handle slave life?
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Republican Horrified By Lack Of Dystopian Rhetoric In DNC Speeches

One Republican's issue with the 2016 DNC Speeches.
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