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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

NC Governor ‘Totes Surprised’ To Find Out Bigotry Has Consequences

The NBA is moving its All-Star Game out of North Carolina next year.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #389

How high did Obama's Gun Confiscation Count climb this week?

Melania Trump Tells Press She Was Born A Poor Black Child

Melania Trump's mysterious background exposed!

Donald Trump Promises To ‘Get Obama Outta’ The White House If Elected

Donald Trump makes a yooge promise to his supporters.