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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie

Donald Trump gets a unique gift from a member of the Oregon militia.

Trump Ejects ‘Tiny, Infantile Protester With Giant Hands’ From Rally

Trump kicks a tiny protester out of one of his rallies.

Poll: 94% Of Respondents Wish Trump Could Trade Places With Capt. Humayun S.M. Khan

Most Americans wish Capt. Khan were still here and Trump, not so much.