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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #392

Did Obummer's gun confiscation claim your freedom cannon?

Man Who Calls Lincoln A ‘Tyrant’ Has No Issue With Trump’s Assassination Comments

This guy thinks Trump's assassination jokes are totes hilarious.

NASA Scientists Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

Where does Trump's stupidity end? NASA hopes to find out.

Obama To Hold “Gun Grabbing” Clinic With Clinton and Her Advisers

Obama's going to teach Clinton the secrets of gun grabbing.

White House Engineers To Downsize Big Red Button To Tiny Red Button

The White House is readying for a potential Trump presidency.

Trump To Have Amazon Kindle Burning

Donald Trump brings fascism to the 21st century.

Man Who Punched George Zimmerman In The Face To Receive Medal Of Honor From Planet Earth

A group will give a high honor to a man who recently punched George Zimmerman's face.