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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

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"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Man Who Calls Lincoln A ‘Tyrant’ Has No Issue With Trump’s Assassination Comments

This guy thinks Trump's assassination jokes are totes hilarious.
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NASA Scientists Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

Where does Trump's stupidity end? NASA hopes to find out.
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Obama To Hold “Gun Grabbing” Clinic With Clinton and Her Advisers

Obama's going to teach Clinton the secrets of gun grabbing.
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White House Engineers To Downsize Big Red Button To Tiny Red Button

The White House is readying for a potential Trump presidency.
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Trump To Have Amazon Kindle Burning

Donald Trump brings fascism to the 21st century.
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Man Who Punched George Zimmerman In The Face To Receive Medal Of Honor From Planet Earth

A group will give a high honor to a man who recently punched George Zimmerman's face.
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Nixon’s Ghost Jerks-It Vigorously To Story About Roger Ailes’ ‘Black Room’ Campaigns

The ghost of Nixon gets all hot and bothered by Roger Ailes' shenanigans.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #391

When will Obama's gun confiscation end?!
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Paul Ryan Slams Obama’s ‘Socialist Assault’ On Economy As It Adds 255k New Jobs

Paul Ryan's skeptical of the 2016 July jobs numbers.
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Trump Tells Ohio Crowd He Alone Could Have Stopped Pearl Harbor

Trump can do it all!
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