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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama To Hold “Gun Grabbing” Clinic With Clinton and Her Advisers

Obama's going to teach Clinton the secrets of gun grabbing.

White House Engineers To Downsize Big Red Button To Tiny Red Button

The White House is readying for a potential Trump presidency.

Trump To Have Amazon Kindle Burning

Donald Trump brings fascism to the 21st century.

Man Who Punched George Zimmerman In The Face To Receive Medal Of Honor From Planet Earth

A group will give a high honor to a man who recently punched George Zimmerman's face.

Nixon’s Ghost Jerks-It Vigorously To Story About Roger Ailes’ ‘Black Room’ Campaigns

The ghost of Nixon gets all hot and bothered by Roger Ailes' shenanigans.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #391

When will Obama's gun confiscation end?!

Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie

Donald Trump gets a unique gift from a member of the Oregon militia.