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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

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A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...
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Trump Ejects ‘Tiny, Infantile Protester With Giant Hands’ From Rally

Trump kicks a tiny protester out of one of his rallies.
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Trump Advisers Busy In ‘Deep Debate Prep,’ Pumping Donald’s Head Full Of Farts

Advisers are busy getting Trump ready for the debates.
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Report: Donald Trump’s Twitter Run By Angry Orangutan With Tourette Syndrome

Some insight into Trump's Twitter account.
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Merriam-Webster To Add Picture of Donald Trump To Definition of ‘Anus’

A high honor for Donald Trump.
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Trump Emails Hacked: Grandma Forwards And Daddy-Daughter Porn Found

Did Trump just have his emails hacked too?
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Poll: 94% Of Respondents Wish Trump Could Trade Places With Capt. Humayun S.M. Khan

Most Americans wish Capt. Khan were still here and Trump, not so much.
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Republican Afraid Voting For Hillary Clinton Will ‘Give The Country Cooties’

Does Hillary Clinton have a rare illness?
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President Obama Having Copies Of FEMA Camp Keys Made For Hillary

You can't open a FEMA Camp without keys.
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Republican Angry That Civil War Reenactor Who Played Abe Lincoln Not Actually Honest Abe

This Republican may not get how things work.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #390

Did Obama gank your gat this week?
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