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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover Of Irony’

Tony Perkins home was destroyed by flooding because God loves irony.

Steve Bannon’s First Move: Tinfoil ‘Make America Great Again’ Hats

Breitbart's Steve Bannon has already made his presence on Team Trump felt.

“The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump

Maybe if Donald Trump doesn't win in November, Hollywood can be his backup.

Leaked E-mail: Clinton Will Officially Rechristen U.S. Armed Forces As “The Hillitary”

Hillary Clinton's got a bold new idea for the U.S. Armed Forces.

Katrina Pierson’s Excellent Adventure

Katrina Pierson bends time and space to carry out an important quest.

Secret Ukrainian Ledger Shows 2015 Purchase Of 300-Pound, Angry Gorilla From Bronx Zoo

A Ukranian ledger adds yet another twist to the 2016 election.

Roger Ailes, Bill Cosby To Embark On Joint Speaking Tour

Roger Ailes and Bill Cosby -- two lecherous peas in a disgusting pod.

ISIS Spokesman To Trump: In America, The NRA Is Our MVP

ISIS doesn't think Barack Obama is their MVP.