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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Campaign Hires Ryan Lochte As Truth Adviser

Team Trump hires Ryan Lochte for a special assignment.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #393

Another look at the numbers behind Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Local Republican: The First Amendment Is For Hurting Gays, Not Protecting Muslims

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell calls himself a "deeply religious, deeply...

Muslim American Wants Trump To Take Human Decency Test

Should Trump verify his humanity before he forces immigrants to prove their ideology?

God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover Of Irony’

Tony Perkins home was destroyed by flooding because God loves irony.

Steve Bannon’s First Move: Tinfoil ‘Make America Great Again’ Hats

Breitbart's Steve Bannon has already made his presence on Team Trump felt.

“The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump

Maybe if Donald Trump doesn't win in November, Hollywood can be his backup.