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Obama To Hold “Gun Grabbing” Clinic With Clinton and Her Advisers

Obama's going to teach Clinton the secrets of gun grabbing.
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White House Engineers To Downsize Big Red Button To Tiny Red Button

The White House is readying for a potential Trump presidency.
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Trump To Have Amazon Kindle Burning

Donald Trump brings fascism to the 21st century.
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Man Who Punched George Zimmerman In The Face To Receive Medal Of Honor From Planet Earth

A group will give a high honor to a man who recently punched George Zimmerman's face.
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Nixon’s Ghost Jerks-It Vigorously To Story About Roger Ailes’ ‘Black Room’ Campaigns

The ghost of Nixon gets all hot and bothered by Roger Ailes' shenanigans.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #391

When will Obama's gun confiscation end?!
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Paul Ryan Slams Obama’s ‘Socialist Assault’ On Economy As It Adds 255k New Jobs

Paul Ryan's skeptical of the 2016 July jobs numbers.
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Trump Tells Ohio Crowd He Alone Could Have Stopped Pearl Harbor

Trump can do it all!
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U.N. Security Council Meets To Discuss U.S. WMD’s Falling Into The Wrong Hands This November

Tensions ran high at U.N. Security Council.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie

Donald Trump gets a unique gift from a member of the Oregon militia.
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