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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

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A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...
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Katrina Pierson’s Excellent Adventure

Katrina Pierson bends time and space to carry out an important quest.
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Secret Ukrainian Ledger Shows 2015 Purchase Of 300-Pound, Angry Gorilla From Bronx Zoo

A Ukranian ledger adds yet another twist to the 2016 election.
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Roger Ailes, Bill Cosby To Embark On Joint Speaking Tour

Roger Ailes and Bill Cosby -- two lecherous peas in a disgusting pod.
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ISIS Spokesman To Trump: In America, The NRA Is Our MVP

ISIS doesn't think Barack Obama is their MVP.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #392

Did Obummer's gun confiscation claim your freedom cannon?
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Mexican Man Tries To Climb Trump Tower, Immediately Shot By Building Security

A different fate for another Trump Tower climber.
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Chain Smoking, Fall-Down Drunk DEA Agent Explains Why Pot Is Bad To Cancer Patient

A DEA agent explains stuff.
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Angry Orange Orangutan Who Wants To Be President Afwaid Of Tough Debate Questions

A giant orange simian has thoughts on debate questions.
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Man Who Calls Lincoln A ‘Tyrant’ Has No Issue With Trump’s Assassination Comments

This guy thinks Trump's assassination jokes are totes hilarious.
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NASA Scientists Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

Where does Trump's stupidity end? NASA hopes to find out.
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