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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

President Trump Promises To ‘Ooga Booga The F— Outta’ Radical Terrorism

Don't worry America. Trump's got a plan for defeating terrorism.

Local Bad Cop: Does Presumed Innocence Also Apply To Black Suspects?

One bad cop's thoughts on black suspects and due process.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #397

Did Obama's tyrannical gun confiscation team make it to your doorstep this week?

Lesser Publicized Excerpts From Colin Powell’s Leaked Emails

Some lesser publicized bits from Colin Powell's leaked emails.

Sweaty, Out Of Breath, And Eating A Twinkie, Trump Question’s Hillary’s Health And Stamina

If anyone can question Hillary's health, it's the orange-tinted picture of health himself.