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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #393

Another look at the numbers behind Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Local Republican: The First Amendment Is For Hurting Gays, Not Protecting Muslims

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell calls himself a "deeply religious, deeply...

Muslim American Wants Trump To Take Human Decency Test

Should Trump verify his humanity before he forces immigrants to prove their ideology?

God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover Of Irony’

Tony Perkins home was destroyed by flooding because God loves irony.

Steve Bannon’s First Move: Tinfoil ‘Make America Great Again’ Hats

Breitbart's Steve Bannon has already made his presence on Team Trump felt.

“The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump

Maybe if Donald Trump doesn't win in November, Hollywood can be his backup.

Leaked E-mail: Clinton Will Officially Rechristen U.S. Armed Forces As “The Hillitary”

Hillary Clinton's got a bold new idea for the U.S. Armed Forces.