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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Admits Late Night, Angry Anti-Machado Tweets Came From ‘Some Guy On A Coke Bender’

Trump says it was someone else abusing Alicia Machado with his Twitter account.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #399

The only thing Obama loves more than Sharia law is gun confiscation!

Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate

Gary Johnson's got his name on the tip of his tongue.

Sane Republican Quietly Admits He’d Totally Take A Third Obama Term Right About Now

One man desperately wishes Obama could serve one more term.

Hollywood Movie Studio Green Lights “Scarface” Reboot Starring Donald Trump

Win or lose, Donald Trump may have a future in film.