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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

President Trump Wants All Undocumented People Be Issued Sombrero Patches

Trump has a new immigration proposal for his supporters to hang their hats on.

Trump Asks Mexican President For Tour Of Rape, Drug Dealing, Taco Bowl Training Facilities

Trump wanted to see the important stuff on his visit to Mexico.

SETI: Extraterrestrial Signal Is Warning To Earth: “Do Not Let Angry Primates Run The Zoo”

Has SETI cracked the code of a mysterious extraterrestrial signal?

Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America

A man who pointed guns at federal agents believes Colin Kaepernick hates 'Murica.

Man Files Legal Papers To Become Custodian Of Colin Kaepernick’s First Amendment Rights

Should Colin Kaepernick get to keep control over his own First Amendment rights?

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #394

Did Obummer's gun confiscation claim your freedom cannon?