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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Historians Uncover Unpublished Lincoln “Manhandling Some Sweet Cooch” Letter

Honest Abe Lincoln and P-Grabbing Trump have more in common than we thought.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #400

Hide your gun, Obama's on the run!

Fox News Contributor Interviews Brooklyn Residents In Full Blackface

Another Fox News content producer covers racial politics in an interesting way.

Alt-Right Voter Hopes Trump Stops Bashing Women And Gets Back To Stoking Hate For Mexicans And Muslims

Self-described "Chief Alpha Anti-Cuck Male" Bill Palazzio is a Donald Trump...