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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate

Gary Johnson's got his name on the tip of his tongue.

Sane Republican Quietly Admits He’d Totally Take A Third Obama Term Right About Now

One man desperately wishes Obama could serve one more term.

Hollywood Movie Studio Green Lights “Scarface” Reboot Starring Donald Trump

Win or lose, Donald Trump may have a future in film.

President-Elect Trump Will Tap 10-Year-Old Son Barron To Be Secretary Of The Cyber

No one will be able to accuse Trump of not taking The Cyber seriously again.

Area Republican Will Mansplain To You Why Trump Won The First Debate

Did Trump win the first debate? Let this guy explain why he thinks so.

Hillary Clinton’s Debate Sparring Partner Was Orange Bag Of Vomit That Spews Racist Propaganda

How Hillary Clinton prepared for her first debate with Trump may or may not shock you.