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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Voter Plugs In Backup Rascal Scooter So It’s Ready For Post-Election Night Insurrection

One Trump voter is extremely dedicated to poll watching/treason.

Vladimir Putin Calls Trump To Ask What His Refund Policy Is

Vladimir Putin's seen the writing on the wall and wants his money back.

Man On The Street: ‘Curt Schilling The PITCHAH Wants To Be My Senator? Fak That.’

One man's view of Curt Schilling challenging Liz Warren's Senate seat.

Kansas Man Who Believes Media Is Blacking Out Benghazi Has No Idea About Kansas Bomb Plot

He might not know much about the Kansas Bomb Plot, but he does know...stuff.

Illinois Nazi Party Concerned They ‘Backed A Total Loser’

The Prarie State's Nazi Party is getting cold feet about Donald Trump.

Before Election Day, FDA Rushing Approval Of Alt-Right Republican Butthurt Medication

Republican Butthurt could reach pandemic levels, and the FDA is working on a cure for it.