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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Top Scientists Confirm: America Already 4.8% Greater Again

America's already a smidge greater again, but why?

Exit Polling Shows Millions Of Americans Voted ‘Straight Fuck It All’ Ticket

Maybe some surprises in early analysis of exit polling data.

Team Trump ‘Hard At Work’ On 3am, Rage-Filled Concession Tweetstorm

Trump plans to concede in the most Trump way possible.

Trump Voter Plans To Turn His MAGA Hat Into Commemorative Hood

One Trump lover will never let the MAGA dream die.

Nevada Republican Seeks To End Open Carrying Of Protest Signs

Is it time for common sense sign reform in Nevada?

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #404

Is your gun safe from Captain Grabby Paws?