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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama Wants To Be A ‘Private Sector Gun Grabber’ When He Leaves Office

Can Obama be a better gun grabber in the private sector than he was as President?

Co-President Trump: Ivanka’s In The White House To ‘Fill Melania’s Vacancy’

Does Ivanka Trump have what it takes to be pinch-FLOTUS? Her dad thinks so.

Hipster Nazi Really Looking Forward To What President-Elect Trump Can ‘Cook Up’

The alt-right/American Nazis really love President-Elect Trump.

Man Starts GoFundMe To Pay For Islamic-Americans’ Concealed Carry Permits

A new GoFundMe has been started to help Muslim Americans.

Trump Hires Totally Normal, Not Racist Man For His Administration

Donald Trump makes a frankly shocking hiring decision for his new administration.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #406

Did Obummer's mandatory gun confiscation unit come to your berg this week?

Christian Man Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup

A Starbucks holiday cup puts a kibosh on one man's charitable spirit.