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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

President Trump To Tap Michele Bachmann As Secretary Of Uneducation

President Trump's filling out his various cabinet roles.

Angry, White, Christian, Republican, Conservative, Coal Mining Trump Voter Glad Era Of Identity Politics Is Over

One member of a very specific group of people is glad Trump winning will end Identity Politics.

Mitt Romney Says He’ll Only Have To Sell 47% Of His Soul To Work In Trump Cabinet

Mitt Romney's done the math; he can afford to lose some of his morals and principles.

President-Elect Trump Confident Sarah Palin Can Handle Half A Term As VA Secretary

Sarah Palin is the woman for the half-job in Trump's eyes.

Depressed and Despondent Dinesh D’Souza Near Suicidal Over Trump Not Prosecuting Hillary

Dinesh D'Souza has a sad over Trump not prosecuting Hillary Clinton.