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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

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"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Names Burning Cross, White Hood His Top Advisers

The Trump Administration is making more hirings.
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White Guy Really Super-Pumped Things Are Finally Starting To Look Up For White Guys

White guys FINALLY have a reason to be happy.
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MLB Institutes Electoral College, Awards World Series To Indians

Baseball levels the playing field with their own Electoral College.
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Congress Commissions Tiny Bible For Trump’s Inauguration

Preparations are underway for Trump's inauguration.
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Melania Trump To Wear Michelle Obama’s 2009 Inauguration Dress

Melania Trump - already reaching across the aisle.
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Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense

Trump taps someone truly unique for SecDec.
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President-Elect Trump: ‘I Like Honoring The Veterans Who Were Never Captured More’

President-Elect Trump reaches out to POWs.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #405

Did Obama snatch your piece out of spite?
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DNC Promises To ‘Ram A Less Qualified But More Palatable Candidate Down Democrats’ Throats’ In 2020

Is the DNC is having a "Come to Left-Wing Jesus" moment?
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Top Scientists Confirm: America Already 4.8% Greater Again

America's already a smidge greater again, but why?
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