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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Team Trump ‘Hard At Work’ On 3am, Rage-Filled Concession Tweetstorm

Trump plans to concede in the most Trump way possible.

Trump Voter Plans To Turn His MAGA Hat Into Commemorative Hood

One Trump lover will never let the MAGA dream die.

Nevada Republican Seeks To End Open Carrying Of Protest Signs

Is it time for common sense sign reform in Nevada?

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #404

Is your gun safe from Captain Grabby Paws?

Doctors Disclose Melania Trump Suffers From Chronic Short-Term Amnesia

Melania Trump doesn't seem to remember much about her own life.

Trump Voter Blames ‘BLM Terrorists’ For Iowa’s White Confederate Cop Killer

A Trump voter blames BLM for the white cop killer in Iowa.

POLL: Most Americans Unsure About Late-Term Abortion Unless The Fetus Is A Trump

Abortion is a sticky wicket; unless you're talking about a Trump abortion.