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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Co-President Trump: Ivanka’s In The White House To ‘Fill Melania’s Vacancy’

Does Ivanka Trump have what it takes to be pinch-FLOTUS? Her dad thinks so.

Hipster Nazi Really Looking Forward To What President-Elect Trump Can ‘Cook Up’

The alt-right/American Nazis really love President-Elect Trump.

Man Starts GoFundMe To Pay For Islamic-Americans’ Concealed Carry Permits

A new GoFundMe has been started to help Muslim Americans.

Trump Hires Totally Normal, Not Racist Man For His Administration

Donald Trump makes a frankly shocking hiring decision for his new administration.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #406

Did Obummer's mandatory gun confiscation unit come to your berg this week?

Christian Man Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup

A Starbucks holiday cup puts a kibosh on one man's charitable spirit.

Trump, Paul Ryan Met To Discuss Most Economical Flavors of Cat Food For Social Security Recipients

Paul Ryan meets with President elect Trump to discuss Social Security's future.