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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Sarah Palin To Give Trump Daily Unintelligence Briefings

When you need a daily dose of unintelligence, there's only one woman you can count on -- Sarah Palin.

President-Elect Trump Names Himself As U.S. Diplomat To Russia

President-Elect Trump's eyebrow-raising administration appointments continue with his self-selection as U.S. Ambassador to Russia.

Mike Pence, Vladimir Putin Reportedly In Tiff Over Who Gets To Control Trump

An anonymous source on Team Trump says Mike Pence had some extra special concerns over reports of Russian hacks of the presidential election.

Trump Wants Billionaire Fox As Secretary Of Hen House Defense

Can a literal billionaire fox really be the best one to watch over the country's hen houses? President-Elect Trump thinks so.

President-Elect Trump Wants To Annex Baja, California

This week President-Elect Trump took a victory tour and gave the country a hint as to how he'll pay for his promised border wall.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

Obama's agenda of total gun confiscation examined.

Trump’s EPA Head Figures Earth Has ‘Had A Good 6,000-Year Run’

Trump's EPA guy figures Mother Nature's due for an early retirement.

Dick Cheney Offers Mike Pence Puppeteering Lessons

Former-VP Dick Cheney has some special advice for the incoming Veep.

Responding To Pressure, TIME Adds “Garbage” To Trump’s Person Of The Year Cover

Changes come after outrage over Time's selection of Donald Trump for Person Of The Year.