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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Sandy Hook Truther Celebrates 4 Year Anniversary Of Being A Complete Douchebag

Rufus is a Sandy Hook truther who is celebrating four full years of being the most hated, disgusting piece of human garbage ever.

Obama Making Preparations To Return Every Single Gun He Confiscated

Everyone knows President Obama took everyone's guns away. But now, he says it's time to give them back.

Sarah Palin To Give Trump Daily Unintelligence Briefings

When you need a daily dose of unintelligence, there's only one woman you can count on -- Sarah Palin.

President-Elect Trump Names Himself As U.S. Diplomat To Russia

President-Elect Trump's eyebrow-raising administration appointments continue with his self-selection as U.S. Ambassador to Russia.

Mike Pence, Vladimir Putin Reportedly In Tiff Over Who Gets To Control Trump

An anonymous source on Team Trump says Mike Pence had some extra special concerns over reports of Russian hacks of the presidential election.

Trump Wants Billionaire Fox As Secretary Of Hen House Defense

Can a literal billionaire fox really be the best one to watch over the country's hen houses? President-Elect Trump thinks so.

President-Elect Trump Wants To Annex Baja, California

This week President-Elect Trump took a victory tour and gave the country a hint as to how he'll pay for his promised border wall.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

Obama's agenda of total gun confiscation examined.

Trump’s EPA Head Figures Earth Has ‘Had A Good 6,000-Year Run’

Trump's EPA guy figures Mother Nature's due for an early retirement.