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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Congress Commissions Tiny Bible For Trump’s Inauguration

Preparations are underway for Trump's inauguration.

Melania Trump To Wear Michelle Obama’s 2009 Inauguration Dress

Melania Trump - already reaching across the aisle.

Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense

Trump taps someone truly unique for SecDec.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #405

Did Obama snatch your piece out of spite?

Top Scientists Confirm: America Already 4.8% Greater Again

America's already a smidge greater again, but why?

Exit Polling Shows Millions Of Americans Voted ‘Straight Fuck It All’ Ticket

Maybe some surprises in early analysis of exit polling data.