Totally Bulls*it News

Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Accuses China Of Being A Chinese Hoax

Is the entire country of China a Chinese Hoax? Does a certain orange-tinted bag of farts think so? Will you click to find out?

Donald Trump’s Christmas Wish List (VIDEO)

Looking to get Donald Trump, or any orange-faced fascist in your life something special for Christmas? Look no further than this list.

Trump Directs NASA To Verify Which Planet Girls Go To When They Get More Stupider

Republicans may not have a reputation for being pro-science, but that doesn't mean Trump won't be taking an active role in NASA's missions.

Dan Quayle Offers Donald Trump Spelling Lessins

Former Vice-President Danforth Quayle has reached out and offered Donald Trump spelling lessons because he thinks Trump needs them bigly.

Republican State Rep: ‘Get Over It, Democrats, Like We Republicans Always Do!’ (VIDEO)

One Republican believes that Democrats have been far, far too whiny after Trump was elected, and he wants them to behave like Republicans.

Putin Asks Trump To Oversee Final Construction Of Large Battle Station In First Hundred Days

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally oversee a construction project.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #409

A weekly chronicling of all the glorious liberty lobbers wrangled-up in President Obama's infamous gun confiscation efforts.

5 Electoral College Alternatives to Donald Trump (VIDEO)

When the Electoral College meets next week, many are hoping they choose someone other than Donald Trump. Here are some suggestions for them.

Eric Trump In a Real Snit Because Daddy Gave Ivanka The Good White House Office

Eric Trump is really, really, really mad that his daddy gave his sister Ivanka Trump the best office in the White House because she's his favorite.

Army Corps Of Engineers To Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of...