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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

President-Elect Trump Confident Sarah Palin Can Handle Half A Term As VA Secretary

Sarah Palin is the woman for the half-job in Trump's eyes.

Depressed and Despondent Dinesh D’Souza Near Suicidal Over Trump Not Prosecuting Hillary

Dinesh D'Souza has a sad over Trump not prosecuting Hillary Clinton.

Obama Wants To Be A ‘Private Sector Gun Grabber’ When He Leaves Office

Can Obama be a better gun grabber in the private sector than he was as President?

Co-President Trump: Ivanka’s In The White House To ‘Fill Melania’s Vacancy’

Does Ivanka Trump have what it takes to be pinch-FLOTUS? Her dad thinks so.