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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

President-Elect Trump Wants To Annex Baja, California

This week President-Elect Trump took a victory tour and gave the country a hint as to how he'll pay for his promised border wall.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

Obama's agenda of total gun confiscation examined.

Trump’s EPA Head Figures Earth Has ‘Had A Good 6,000-Year Run’

Trump's EPA guy figures Mother Nature's due for an early retirement.

Dick Cheney Offers Mike Pence Puppeteering Lessons

Former-VP Dick Cheney has some special advice for the incoming Veep.

Responding To Pressure, TIME Adds “Garbage” To Trump’s Person Of The Year Cover

Changes come after outrage over Time's selection of Donald Trump for Person Of The Year.

President-Elect Trump Might Tap David Duke For Secretary of Race War

There might just yet be a spot for David Duke in Trump's administration.

As Attorney General, Jeff Sessions Promises To ‘Roll Back The 21st Century’

Sen. Jeff Sessions gives some insight into his agenda as Attorney General.

Trump Announces New Reality TV Show: ‘Who Wants To Be America’s Secretary of State’

Trump wants to fill the Secretary of State position in a most unorthodox way.

American Nazi Party Chooses Ann Coulter As Grand Marshal Of Trump Inauguration Parade

Ann Coulter will be the grand marshal of a very special parade.