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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Putin Getting Anxious To ‘Take It To The Next Level’ With Trump

Looks like things between everyone's favorite power couple, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are really starting to heat up!

Man Who Still Believes Obama Is A Kenyan Socialist Dictator Ready For Democrats To ‘Get Over’ Trump

Clem O'Connell told his podcast audience over the weekend that people protesting Trump need to "get over it" like Republicans did with Obama.

World Leaders Just Want Putin and Trump to Fuck and Get It Over With

The sexually explosive relationship between Putin and Trump has all the U.N. ambassadors concerned, and wishing the two would just get a room together.

Trump Hints He May Renegotiate ‘That Santa Claus Thing’ Before Next Year’s Christmas

Trump and Santa Claus might be meeting to discuss the terms of the annual gift distribution program. Times are changing, indeed.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #410

Obummer is his name, and gun confiscation is his game. But did he snatch up your trusty liberty lobber this week, patriot?

“Respecting the National Anthem with Confused White Guy”

Everyone's favorite befuddled Caucasian is here to discuss the proper ways to show respect for the National Anthem.

Obama Says He’ll Sneak Into Homes And Rub “In God We Trust” Off Money Once He Leaves Office

The days of "In God We Trust" on our currency might be numbered, even after Obama leaves the White House.

Trump Voter On Delta Flight Explains Freedom Of Speech Doesn’t Cover Arabic

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell says he was on a flight...

Donald Trump’s Christmas Shopping List (VIDEO)

When you're Donald Trump, you still need to buy people things for Christmas. But what does he get? This video tries to answer that question.

Obama To Spend Two Years Baselessly Harassing Trump About His Birth Certificate

They do say turnabouts is fair play, so that would seem to mean the same works for trolling people over their birth certificate.