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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

President-Elect Trump Names Himself As U.S. Diplomat To Russia

President-Elect Trump's eyebrow-raising administration appointments continue with his self-selection as U.S. Ambassador to Russia.

Mike Pence, Vladimir Putin Reportedly In Tiff Over Who Gets To Control Trump

An anonymous source on Team Trump says Mike Pence had some extra special concerns over reports of Russian hacks of the presidential election.

Trump Wants Billionaire Fox As Secretary Of Hen House Defense

Can a literal billionaire fox really be the best one to watch over the country's hen houses? President-Elect Trump thinks so.

President-Elect Trump Wants To Annex Baja, California

This week President-Elect Trump took a victory tour and gave the country a hint as to how he'll pay for his promised border wall.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

Obama's agenda of total gun confiscation examined.

Trump’s EPA Head Figures Earth Has ‘Had A Good 6,000-Year Run’

Trump's EPA guy figures Mother Nature's due for an early retirement.

Dick Cheney Offers Mike Pence Puppeteering Lessons

Former-VP Dick Cheney has some special advice for the incoming Veep.

Responding To Pressure, TIME Adds “Garbage” To Trump’s Person Of The Year Cover

Changes come after outrage over Time's selection of Donald Trump for Person Of The Year.

President-Elect Trump Might Tap David Duke For Secretary of Race War

There might just yet be a spot for David Duke in Trump's administration.

As Attorney General, Jeff Sessions Promises To ‘Roll Back The 21st Century’

Sen. Jeff Sessions gives some insight into his agenda as Attorney General.