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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Area Birther ‘Disappointed Trump Abandoned’ Movement, Remains ‘Hopeful He’s Still At Least Racist’

One sad birther feels a little left out in the cold by Donald Trump.

Local Bad Cop: Does Presumed Innocence Also Apply To Black Suspects?

One bad cop's thoughts on black suspects and due process.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #397

Did Obama's tyrannical gun confiscation team make it to your doorstep this week?

Lesser Publicized Excerpts From Colin Powell’s Leaked Emails

Some lesser publicized bits from Colin Powell's leaked emails.

Sweaty, Out Of Breath, And Eating A Twinkie, Trump Question’s Hillary’s Health And Stamina

If anyone can question Hillary's health, it's the orange-tinted picture of health himself.

Did Hillary’s Fainting Tie Into Benghazi? Trey Gowdy Wants To Find Out

Hillary fainted? Trey Gowdy is on the case!

Voter Reconsidering Support For Hillary After Finding Out Clinton Gets Sick Like Normal Humans

Hillary Clinton gets sick sometimes, and that concerns this voter.

Man Who Believes Most Mexicans Are Rapists and Murderers Upset By The Word “Deplorable”

For one Trump supporter, "deplorable" is a bridge too far.

Angry Alex Jones Asks “Where’s Hillary’s OLD Monia?”

Alex Jones has serious questions about Hillary's health.