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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 12

You might think that "Make America Great Again" is just meaningless pabulum and not worth your time, but American Greatness can be measured.

Saruman Worried Because He Hasn’t Heard From His Contact In The Trump Administration Since Last Week

The white wizard of Isengard is getting antsy. He can't seem to find his contact within the Trump Administration.

Trump Declares February “All Months Matter” Month

Reports are that Black History Month will be renamed something completely different and "more inclusive" under a Trump presidency.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 11

Think you can't ever really tell how much greater America has been made under President Trump? Think again!

Congressional Democrats Quietly Building Coalition To Impeach President Bannon

Are President Steve Bannon's days numbered? Some Democrats and even some Republicans are rumored to be working on that very thing.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 10

If you're looking for a daily tracking of American Greatness, you've come to the right space on the Internet-tube thingamajig.

D.C. Rumor: Donald Trump To Nominate Scott Baio To Supreme Court

For alleged actor Scott Baio, his allegiance to former reality-TV star and current President Donald Trump may pay real dividends soon.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 8 & 9

We're tracking American Greatness every single day of President Donald J. Trump's historic presidency.

Steve Bannon Comes Out From Underneath His Bridge To Defend Muslim Ban

Coming out from underneath the D.C.-area bridge he calls home, Steve Bannon answered reporters' questions about Trump's Muslim ban.

Trump Signs Executive Order Authorizing New, Alternative Constitution

After more than 200 years using the same one, President Donald Trump thinks it's time to shake things up and go with an alternative Constitution.