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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate

Gary Johnson's got his name on the tip of his tongue.

Sane Republican Quietly Admits He’d Totally Take A Third Obama Term Right About Now

One man desperately wishes Obama could serve one more term.

Hollywood Movie Studio Green Lights “Scarface” Reboot Starring Donald Trump

Win or lose, Donald Trump may have a future in film.

Trump Surrogate: Donald Was Just Sniffing Brains Back Into Skull During The Debate

Wait, what was Donald sniffing during the debates?

President-Elect Trump Will Tap 10-Year-Old Son Barron To Be Secretary Of The Cyber

No one will be able to accuse Trump of not taking The Cyber seriously again.

Area Republican Will Mansplain To You Why Trump Won The First Debate

Did Trump win the first debate? Let this guy explain why he thinks so.

Hillary Clinton’s Debate Sparring Partner Was Orange Bag Of Vomit That Spews Racist Propaganda

How Hillary Clinton prepared for her first debate with Trump may or may not shock you.