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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and Sub-President Donald Trump have announced new educational reforms they hope will improve America's schools.
James Schlarmann
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February 9, 2017
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Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free
Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and he thinks he should get all the sauce he wants for free.
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Receives Lovely Congratulatory Edible Arrangement From The Taliban
Religious sycophants of all stripes just love that Betsy DeVos was able to buy her way into the highest levels of government.
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2017
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National Association of Grizzly Bears Issues Statement on Betsy DeVos’ Confirmation
The country's largest grizzly bear advocacy group has issued a strong letter of condemnation to the U.S. Senate for confirming Betsy DeVos.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes
Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all the globes in American schools flattened.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
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Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial
Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
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Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media
The Quebec shooter who killed six and injured more at a mosque thanks Sub-President Trump for his effort to publicize terror attacks.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
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Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’
Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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Trump Signs Over “Power of Attorney and/or Presidency” To Steve Bannon In His Absence
If Trump leaves the room, he wants to know his buddy Steve Bannon can fill-in for him, in case we need to nuke Ohio or something.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Make Approval Ratings Work Like Golf Scores
President Trump's historically low approval ratings might have been embarrassing to him for a brief time.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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