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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Area Voter Takes The Gun Out Of His Mouth When He Realizes There Are Only 5 Weeks Until The Election

One man is VERY thankful the election's just five weeks away.

Fox News Contributor Interviews Brooklyn Residents In Full Blackface

Another Fox News content producer covers racial politics in an interesting way.

Mike Pence Says He Doesn’t Follow Trump On Twitter, Listen To Or Read A Word He Says

Mike Pence is all, like, "Who even is Donald Trump?"

Alt-Right Voter Hopes Trump Stops Bashing Women And Gets Back To Stoking Hate For Mexicans And Muslims

Self-described "Chief Alpha Anti-Cuck Male" Bill Palazzio is a Donald Trump...

Trump Admits Late Night, Angry Anti-Machado Tweets Came From ‘Some Guy On A Coke Bender’

Trump says it was someone else abusing Alicia Machado with his Twitter account.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #399

The only thing Obama loves more than Sharia law is gun confiscation!