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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’
Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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Trump Signs Over “Power of Attorney and/or Presidency” To Steve Bannon In His Absence
If Trump leaves the room, he wants to know his buddy Steve Bannon can fill-in for him, in case we need to nuke Ohio or something.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Make Approval Ratings Work Like Golf Scores
President Trump's historically low approval ratings might have been embarrassing to him for a brief time.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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President Trump’s New Executive Order Declares The Patriots Super Bowl Winners ‘No Matter What Happens On The Field’
To help out his dear friends, Trump has signed an executive order declaring the New England Patriots the winners of Super Bowl LI.
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2017
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White House Announces Super Bowl Pre-Game Show Will Feature Tribute To Bowling Green Massacre Victims
During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air.
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2017
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The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre
One man served during two of America's most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2017
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Report: Tensions In Trump Call With Australia’s PM Were Result Of Language Barrier
The White House is now saying there was a very reasonable explanation for the tension between Trump and the prime minister of Australia.
James Schlarmann
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February 3, 2017
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Trump Signs Order Giving All Who Fell In Bowling Green Massacre Double Purple Hearts
The Bowling Green Massacre is forever burned in every good, clean, God-loving, ammo hoarding, conspiracy believing patriot's brain.
James Schlarmann
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February 3, 2017
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Nation Wakes Up On Groundhog Day, Reliving Same Nightmare From The Day Before
A nation wakes up on Groundhog Day and finds that indeed, its long national nightmare is just beginning.
James Schlarmann
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February 2, 2017
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‘But Who Will Think Of The Broken Windows,’ Pearl Clutching Neoliberal Shouts While Watching UC Berkeley Riot
A riot at UC Berkeley has one middle-aged neoliberal man very concerned...for material property.
James Schlarmann
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February 2, 2017
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