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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

NBC/Universal/Sheinhardt Greenlights “Law & Order: Trump Victims Unit”

NBC says the new show will focus solely on Trump victims of sexual assault.

Trump Cancels Remaining Campaign Stops But Will Keep Trash Fire Burning Outside Trump Tower Until Election Day

The Trump campaign makes a bold move, less than a month out from the election.

Tomi Lahren Volunteers To Let Trump Grab Her ‘By The Pussy’

Right-wing talk host Tomi Lahren (and her vajayjay) take one for the Trump Team.

Pro-Life GOP Lawmaker ‘Outraged’ By Trump’s ‘Pussy Boner’

This pro-life Republican really wanted to support Trump.

After Rescinding His Endorsement, Down Ballot Republican Assures Voters He Still Thinks Like Trump

He may not endorse Trump anymore, but Trump's ideas? Sure, why not?

NC Lawmaker Says Anti-Gay & Abortion Laws Create True ‘Freedom and Liberty’

Will Republicans in North Carolina succeed in establishing the Christian Theocracy the Founders so clearly intended with their secular constitutional republic?

Historians Uncover Unpublished Lincoln “Manhandling Some Sweet Cooch” Letter

Honest Abe Lincoln and P-Grabbing Trump have more in common than we thought.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #400

Hide your gun, Obama's on the run!