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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Betsy DeVos Receives Lovely Congratulatory Edible Arrangement From The Taliban
Religious sycophants of all stripes just love that Betsy DeVos was able to buy her way into the highest levels of government.
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2017
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National Association of Grizzly Bears Issues Statement on Betsy DeVos’ Confirmation
The country's largest grizzly bear advocacy group has issued a strong letter of condemnation to the U.S. Senate for confirming Betsy DeVos.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes
Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all the globes in American schools flattened.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
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Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial
Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
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Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media
The Quebec shooter who killed six and injured more at a mosque thanks Sub-President Trump for his effort to publicize terror attacks.
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
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Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’
Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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Trump Signs Over “Power of Attorney and/or Presidency” To Steve Bannon In His Absence
If Trump leaves the room, he wants to know his buddy Steve Bannon can fill-in for him, in case we need to nuke Ohio or something.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Make Approval Ratings Work Like Golf Scores
President Trump's historically low approval ratings might have been embarrassing to him for a brief time.
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2017
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President Trump’s New Executive Order Declares The Patriots Super Bowl Winners ‘No Matter What Happens On The Field’
To help out his dear friends, Trump has signed an executive order declaring the New England Patriots the winners of Super Bowl LI.
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2017
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White House Announces Super Bowl Pre-Game Show Will Feature Tribute To Bowling Green Massacre Victims
During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air.
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2017
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