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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Christian Man Kicked Off Airplane For Harassing Praying Islamic American

He couldn't leave an Islamic American passenger alone to pray, so he was asked to deplane.

Donald Trump Claims Only Blue States Are Rigged

The alleged billionaire now thinks only certain states are rigged.

Trump Announces New Business Venture: Whine Of The Day Club

Trump has a new business to hock.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #402

Is your freedom cannon safe from Obama's Gun Confiscation?

FBI: Orange Skinned, Egomaniacal Terrorist Bombs NY Catholic Charity Dinner

Tragedy struck the Al Smith when an orange-faced terrorist bombed it.

Trump Voter Plugs In Backup Rascal Scooter So It’s Ready For Post-Election Night Insurrection

One Trump voter is extremely dedicated to poll watching/treason.

Vladimir Putin Calls Trump To Ask What His Refund Policy Is

Vladimir Putin's seen the writing on the wall and wants his money back.

Man On The Street: ‘Curt Schilling The PITCHAH Wants To Be My Senator? Fak That.’

One man's view of Curt Schilling challenging Liz Warren's Senate seat.