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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

POLL: Most Americans Unsure About Late-Term Abortion Unless The Fetus Is A Trump

Abortion is a sticky wicket; unless you're talking about a Trump abortion.

White Supremacist Already Vetting 2020 Candidates

With Trump's chances fading, this White Supremacist is looking toward the horizon.

Voter Weighs Whether New, Potentially Meaningless Emails Mean Orange Diarrhea Should Be President

Do emails matter more than keeping an unhinged bag of diarrhea out of the Oval Office?

Donald Trump Threatens To Sue Donald Trump For Being Donald Trump

No one messes with Donald Trump, not even Donald Trump.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #403

Did you make it out of this week with your gun?

Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels

She just wants her fellow Americans to hate each other like they used to.

GOP Election Official Admits Rigging Election Against His Party’s Candidate Because ‘That Makes Fucking Sense’

Did someone in Arizona just admit to rigging elections against Donald Trump?