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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Changing His Name Back To Lew Alcindor To Skip TSA Scrutiny
The TSA has been stopping Americans with Muslim-looking names so this NBA Hall of Famer wants to change his name back to what it once was.
James Schlarmann
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March 14, 2017
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G.E., Kellyanne Conway Announce New “Spy-crowave” That Shoots 4k Video, Takes 128 Megapixel Pictures
General Electric and Kellyanne Conway teamed-up to announce a brand new line of special, high-tech spying microwaves to shareholders today.
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2017
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Conway Caught Freebasing Chemtrails In Tinfoil Tent, Ranting That Bowling Green Was An ‘Inside False Flag’
When her friends and colleagues recently staged an intervention, Kellyanne Conway was caught in a compromising position.
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2017
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Mexican American Muslim Soldier Says He’ll Keep Defending America Despite Steve King’s Bigotry
Congressman Steve King is a bigot and white supremacist, but that won't stop one Mexican American Muslim from defending his right to be a bigot.
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2017
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Trump Orders Poor Americans’ Bootstraps Shortened So One Percent’s Can Be Longer
If your poor, Republicans want you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, but Trump wants those bootstraps shortened a bit.
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2017
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Kellyanne Conway: “That Secret Kenyan Communist Darkie Is Behind Everyone Disrespecting The President!”
Kellyanne Conway thinks people are showing disrespect to her boss, and she's pretty sure the guy her boss disrespected for eight years is to blame.
James Schlarmann
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March 12, 2017
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ICE Agents Arrest, Move To Deport Anchor Fetus
Federal agents in California have arrested and will now move to deport the youngest undocumented life form in U.S. history.
James Schlarmann
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March 12, 2017
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DeVos, Pence Want To Give Teachers The Freedom To Teach Their Classes In Tongues
Secretary of Education DeVos and Vice-President Mike Pence want to give teachers the ability to each in any language - or tongue - they want to.
James Schlarmann
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March 11, 2017
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Scientists Discover Space Time Continuum Runs In Dog Years Since Trump’s Inauguration
A new study released this week shows preliminary results that may indicate Co-President Trump is having a profound effect on space and time.
James Schlarmann
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March 11, 2017
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Sean Spicer To Start Using Hooked On Phonics Before Every Press Briefing
A new phonics program has been acquired by the Bannon administration to help Sean Spicer get over his tendency to trip over easy words.
James Schlarmann
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March 10, 2017
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