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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Ted Koppel Suggests Sean Hannity Look Into Whether Obamacare Covers ‘Burns and Public Butt-Hurt’
Over the weekend, veteran news broadcaster Ted Koppel took Fox News host Sean Hannity out behind the woodshed, and now he wants to help Sean recover.
James Schlarmann
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March 27, 2017
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Angela Merkel Pays $300 Billion NATO Bill In Monopoly Money, Says It’s ‘Fake Money For A Fake President’
German Chancellor Angela Merkel is really starting to step into the her new role as leader of the free world, and sent a message to Trump.
James Schlarmann
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March 26, 2017
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Trump Returns From Fishing Trip With Catch He Tells Media Is 900-lb. Shark
When coming back to the White House from a fishing trip, President Trump claims to have caught a 900 pound great white shark.
James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2017
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Paul Ryan Praying God Lets Him Rob Poor People Of Their Access To Doctors Today
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is reaching out to a higher power to help him take away essential health access from poor people.
James Schlarmann
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March 24, 2017
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Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2017
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Woman Phones Doctor, Asks If They Take TrumpCare Tax Cuts As Payment For Breast Cancer Treatments
A local woman has some important questions regarding the logistics of TrumpCare, the GOP replacement for Obamacare.
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2017
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Shortly After Signing Order Declaring All Truth ‘Relative,’ Trump Makes Inappropriate Sexual Comment About It
The truth. Donald Trump doesn't use it. Doesn't know much about it, really. But he does know he absolutely wants to sleep with it now.
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2017
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Devin Nunes Swears He’ll Be Fair And Independent, Just As Soon He Finishes Trump Off
Devin Nunes can be independent is really not a Trump lackey, guys, he promises. Now let him finish what he was doing before you interrupted.
James Schlarmann
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March 22, 2017
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Local Republican Loves Trumpcare Because It’s A ‘Free Market Death Panel’
A small town Republican has fallen in love with Trumpcare because he sees it as free market eugenics.
James Schlarmann
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March 22, 2017
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Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick SCOTUS Judge In Possible Impeachment Year
Does an open FBI investigation into someone preclude them from nominating someone to the Supreme Court? Republicans used to think so.
James Schlarmann
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March 22, 2017
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