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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

U.N. Security Council To Vote On Designating Trump’s Twitter Account A “Weapon of Ass Destruction”

The United Nation's Security Council is debating whether or not to attach a special label to the Twitter account of America's next president.

Sean Hannity Mistakenly Gropes Tucker Carlson

When he agreed to take over for Megan Kelly, did Fox News' Tucker Carlson know about all the perks and fringe benefits of the job?

Meryl Streep’s Third Oscar Agrees That She’s Overrated

A surprising story from someone very close to acclaimed, award winning actress Meryl Streep, who ran afoul of President-Elect Trump

Oklahoma Republicans Consider Banning History

Oklahoma, where the anti-academics come sweeping down the plain.

Trump Asks Congress If He Can Take The Oath Of Office In Russian And English

President-elect Trump wants to take his oath of office in two languages. English, and the language spoken by his BFF Vlad, Russian.

Obama To Change @POTUS Twitter Password To “1MNID10T”

President Obama's got a plan to put the brakes on Trump doing real damage with the official presidential Twitter account.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412

If it's a day that ends in "Y," Barack Obama is obsessed with the confiscation of your sweet, living, kind, benevolent instrument of instant death.

“5 Reasons The Religious Right Loves Donald Trump”

Why would the Religious Right, a pious and moral group, vote for an amoral sleaze bucket like Donald Trump? We found some reasons.

Obama To Rename Affordable Care Act “Trumpcare” By Executive Order

President Obama is banking on Republicans hating TrumpCare a lot less than they hate the Affordable Care Act, but will it work?

Bill O’Reilly Offers To Give Megyn Kelly A Goodbye Grope ‘In Honor Of Roger Ailes’

Fox host Bill O'Reilly really wanted to send Megyn Kelly off to NBC in a way that their former boss would truly appreciate.