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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Merrick Garland Sends Neil Gorsuch Card Congratulating Him On Being Filibustered for the Supreme Court
Merrick Garland saw the filibuster of Neil Gorsuch as a milestone worthy of congratulations, and he sent the man who could get his seat a card.
James Schlarmann
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April 3, 2017
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VP Mike Pence Wants Law Making It Illegal to Get an Erection Before Praying First
No man should get turgidity in his pants unless God says it's okay first. At least according to Vice-President/High Priest Mike Pence.
James Schlarmann
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April 3, 2017
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Trump Signs Order Removing All U.S. Intel Staff and Replacing Them With “Fox and Friends” Hosts
Co-President Donald Trump is replacing the U.S. intelligence community in its entirety and putting the hosts of "Fox and Friends" in its place.
James Schlarmann
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April 3, 2017
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Cheerful Pence Adds “Caused Spike In Teenage Abortions” to “Gave Whole State More AIDS” on Career Highlight Scrapbook
Vice-President Pence got to cast a tie-breaking vote that helped take women's control over their own vaginae away, which pleased him so.
James Schlarmann
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March 31, 2017
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Conway and Spicer Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via the Microwave Network
The Bannon/Trump White House is so desperate to get through to Michael Flynn that they are resorting to unconventional communication mediums.
James Schlarmann
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March 31, 2017
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Hillary Clinton’s Been Driving By Michael Flynn’s House For 5 Straight Hours Shouting “Lock Him Up!”
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly been trolling former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn all morning.
James Schlarmann
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March 31, 2017
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Trump Says He’s “Disappointed and Offended” He Wasn’t Asked To Be In “It” Remake
Co-President Donald Trump is extremely upset that no one in Communist Hollywood asked him to be in the new "It" remake.
James Schlarmann
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March 30, 2017
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Deranged, Delusional, Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist Escorted Out of White House Onto Air Force One
There's been a report that a wild, screaming, delusional, conspiracy theorist was on the grounds of the White House for quite some time.
James Schlarmann
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March 30, 2017
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Devin Nunes Asks Mike Flynn To Translate Resignation Letter Into Russian ‘For a Mutual Friend’
If Devin Nunes does resign as House Intelligence Committee Chairman, he wants to make sure his resignation letter can be read by all interested parties.
James Schlarmann
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March 30, 2017
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Republicans Advance Bill Allowing USPS to Open Mail Then Gather and Sell Private Information
It's not just Internet Service Providers that House Republicans think should be allowed to profit on selling your private information.
James Schlarmann
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March 29, 2017
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