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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Syrian Fetus Asks To Be Put In American Uterus So GOP Will Care About It Until It’s Born
A very young Syrian refugee wants out of its home country. But knows that America is weird right now, and it has a plan to get around that.
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2017
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Neil Gorsuch Promises To Interpret The Constitution ‘Fairly, For Corporate Citizens, Big and Small’
Newly minted Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters he's going to interpret laws in ways the look out for big and little corporate guys.
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2017
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Susan Rice Stops Robbery, Republicans Worried She Violated Thief’s Right to Privacy
When she accidentally stopped a robbery, did Susan Rice also violate an alleged robber's right to privacy when she gave cops his ID?
James Schlarmann
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April 8, 2017
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Awkward! Donald Trump Jr. Asked His Dad Who He Has to “Blow to Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka”
Donald Trump Jr. knows it is completely unfair that his sister Ivanka gets all the good stuff from Daddy being president!
James Schlarmann
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April 7, 2017
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Rand Paul: Trump Getting Putin’s Permission for Syrian Airstrike ‘Close Enough’ For Him
Many Senate Republicans suddenly find themselves okay with Trump warning Vladimir Putin before asking them for permission to bomb Syria.
James Schlarmann
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April 7, 2017
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Syrian Child Glad Being Trapped Like a Rat in a Cage Helps Boost Donald Trump’s Approval Ratings
President Donald Trump has started bombing a country he doesn't want to allow refugees to come into the United States from.
James Schlarmann
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April 7, 2017
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Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia
Soon Judge Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court bench. He will honor his predecessor and mentor by copying his best work.
James Schlarmann
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April 6, 2017
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Fox News Renames “The O’Reilly Factor” as ‘The No Profit Zone’
The O'Reilly Factor, facing a mass exodus of sponsors. I getting a new, more honest name from its Fox News producers. Sad.
James Schlarmann
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April 6, 2017
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Steve Bannon Asks Trump If He Can Keep His Monogrammed Presidential Bath Towels
Having been removed from the National Security Council, Steve Bannon is on unsure footing with his co-president, Donald Trump.
James Schlarmann
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April 6, 2017
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Steve Bannon, Seb Gorka Caught Masturbating Each Other Quietly But Furiously In Holocaust Memorial Museum
It's been an odd and disappointing day for Co-President Steve Bannon. He was fired from the NSC and now he's been caught with his pants down again.
James Schlarmann
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April 5, 2017
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