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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed to undergo a new plastic surgery procedure to remedy.
James Schlarmann
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April 20, 2017
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President Trump Asks if He Can Command Navy With Battleship Board Game Instead
After seeming to lose track of where the USS Carl Vinson was actually heading, President Trump has asked if he can direct the navy in a new way.
James Schlarmann
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April 20, 2017
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Attorney General Sessions Agrees to Update His Anti-Marijuana Rhetoric Four Decades to the 1970s
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is trying to bring a little modernity into his anti-marijuana language and positions. Will it work?
James Schlarmann
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April 20, 2017
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Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
President Donald Trump has tapped nutritionist David Avocado Wolfe for a new and important role at the Food and Drug Administration.
James Schlarmann
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April 19, 2017
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Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term
Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O'Reilly from their airwaves, and that has Vice President Mike Pence in a hot, foamy lather.
James Schlarmann
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April 19, 2017
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Trump Pledges to ‘Buy American Wives and Hire American Prostitutes’ From Now On
Apparently, Mr. Trump believes that "Buy American, Hire Americans" should pertain to everyone and every occupation and industry.
James Schlarmann
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April 18, 2017
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Second Lady Nudges Him Again, But President Trump Remains an ‘Orange, Tiny-Handed, Oligarchic Shit Bag Troll’
After seeing Second Lady Melania nudge President Trump to get him to do something, his staff hatches a plan to curb some of his behavior.
James Schlarmann
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April 18, 2017
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Trump Demands He Get to Try On Queen Elizabeth’s ‘Jewely Thingy’ During UK Visit
Co-President Donald Trump will be visiting the United Kingdom soon, and as such he has some rather kingly demands of his hosts.
James Schlarmann
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April 18, 2017
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Alex Jones Reveals Himself as Barack Obama in “White Douchebag Face”
InfoWars founder and host Alex Jones has been having to make a lot of revelations lately. Is this his most astounding yet?
James Schlarmann
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April 17, 2017
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Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll
President Trump believes deep in his orange heart that hundreds of millions of people attended the White House Easter Egg Roll.
James Schlarmann
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April 17, 2017
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