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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Local Man Wants Moderate Republicans To Apologize For Helping Elect An Orange Terrorist

If there are such things as the elusive moderate Republican around still, this Oregon man wants an apology from them for Trump.

Trump Invites Putin To Treat Mar-A-Lago As His “Winter Kremlin”

If Trump can treat Mar-A-Lago as his Winter White House, he's hoping his pal Vladdy Putin can use it as his Winter Kremlin.

Trump Policy Adviser Stephen Miller Says 7.2 Trillion Illegal Immigrants Voted Last Year

Senior Trump official Stephen Miller doubles down on his claims of rampant voter fraud in the election his boss won last year.

PolitiFact Says Trump Administration Pushing Their Needle To Near Breaking Point

The fact-checkers with PolitiFact are saying the Trump administration is putting them and their machinery in grave, immediate peril.

Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Yells At John Lassiter For Not Promoting PewDiePie

When Disney severed ties with YouTube star PewDiePie this week, its decapitated, cryogenically frozen founder was none too pleased.

Sean Spicer: “When I Said We’ve Been Hard On Russia I Meant To Say We’ve Got A Hard-On For Russia”

Acting White House Press Secretary Sean "P-Diddy" Spicer has to correct the record a little bit. But don't call him little.

Trump Orders Military To Award Purple Heart To Murdered KKK Grand Wizard

The body of KKK Grand Wizard Frank Ancona has been found, and Sub-President Trump would like to bestow a major honor on it.

Flynn Asks Putin To Be A Reference On His Résumé

General Mike Flynn is out as National Security Director, but he's hoping his very "special" contacts will help him land his next gig.

DeVos Orders Her New Educational Proclamations Hammered To Every School’s Outside Walls

During the DeVos Era, American schools will be required to ensure that every student and parent sees educational decrees as they enter class.

Stephen Miller and Ann Coulter Step Out As America’s Hottest New Nazi Vampire Couple!

Trump senior policy adviser Stephen Miller may have a face and personality only his mother could love, but Ann Coulter wants in on that.