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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum
During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates rammed her foot deep inside Ted Cruz's ass.
James Schlarmann
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May 8, 2017
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Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy
Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.
James Schlarmann
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May 8, 2017
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Leaked Memo Shows FCC Acknowledges It’s a “Cocksucking, Puritanical, Bullshit Bureaucracy”
Over at the FCC, a leaked memo shows that at least some within the communications regulation board admit they need to stop protecting the overly-sensitive.
James Schlarmann
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May 8, 2017
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Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony
When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will be carrying some extra protection from angry primates.
James Schlarmann
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May 8, 2017
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ISIS Wants President Trump to Help Them Write Their Own ‘Religious Extremist’ Executive Order
Terrorist group ISIS has seen President Donald Trump's "religious freedo"m order and they want to have his help writing their own.
James Schlarmann
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May 7, 2017
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The Kremlin Congratulates Its American Bureau on Repealing Obamacare
After pushing the AHCA through the House of Representatives and successfully repealing Obamacare there, Moscow sends its congrats to Trump.
James Schlarmann
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May 5, 2017
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Trump Expands Religious Freedom Executive Order to Include Segregated Water Fountains
President Trump's executive order on "religious freedom" may soon be expanded to protect racists' rights to be racist, as long as God tells them to.
James Schlarmann
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May 5, 2017
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Paul Ryan Celebrates Obamacare Repeal By Ripping Chemotherapy IV Out of Pediatric Cancer Patients’ Arms
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R) visited a hospital on Thursday to celebrate a legislative victory in a very peculiar way.
James Schlarmann
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May 4, 2017
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Asked About Trump’s “Religious Freedom” Order, Jesus Christ Does the Jack-Off Gesture
Don't ask Jesus Christ about the religious freedom order Donald Trump just signed. Not unless you want a sarcastic reply.
James Schlarmann
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May 4, 2017
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Pastor Commends Sexual Predator Who Wants to Fuck His Daughter for Defending Christian Values
Good, fine, upstanding Christian men and women should be jumping at the chance to heap praise on the sexual predator in chief.
James Schlarmann
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May 4, 2017
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