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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Western Wall Was “Unimpressed” By Trump’s Hand Size
During its visit with President Trump, Israel's Western Wall noted that it was not overly impressed by the commander in chief's mitts.
James Schlarmann
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May 23, 2017
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Local Douchebag Anxious to Be Vindicated About Manchester Terror Suspect’s Religion
A terror attack in Manchester provides the perfect example of why it's so important to demagogue entire religions over the actions of a small minority.
James Schlarmann
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May 23, 2017
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President Trump Tucks Folded Up Electoral College Map Into Western Wall
While visiting the historic Western Wall in Jerusalem, President Donald Trump reportedly snuck a little bragging note into God.
James Schlarmann
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May 22, 2017
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Sean Hannity Embarks on 16 City Tour of America With Seth Rich’s Corpse
Fox News host Sean Hannity plans to tour the country with the corpse of Seth Rich, because freedom depends on cynical, patriotic, political theater.
James Schlarmann
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May 22, 2017
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Trump Thinks Glowing Saudi Orb Is Sentient Being and Asks It to Be President Instead
A glowing orb in Saudi Arabia might be the perfect sentient being to take over being president, or at least Trump thinks so.
James Schlarmann
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May 22, 2017
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Russian Pimp Pledges Portion of Piss Whore Proceeds to President Trump’s Legal Defense Fund
President Trump is in need of a legal defense fund to protect himself from allegations of obstruction of justice, and this pimp wants to help.
James Schlarmann
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May 20, 2017
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250 Million Americans Show Up at White House Wanting to Change Locks While Trump is Gone
With his first international trip underway, millions of Americans showed up at the White House wanting the locks changed on Trump.
James Schlarmann
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May 19, 2017
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Sen. John McCain, Lindsey Graham Threaten to Wag Their Fingers ‘Super Duper Hard’ At Trump This Time
McCain and Graham are not happy with how the president is behaving, and they're almost willing to do something real about it.
James Schlarmann
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May 19, 2017
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Trump: ‘When The President Does It, That Means It’s Not Obstruction of Justice or Treason’
Defending himself in relation to recent scandals, President Trump says a president cannot commit treason or obstruct justice.
James Schlarmann
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May 18, 2017
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Jabba the Ailes Found Dead With Possible Signs of Strangulation
Bo shooda! Jabba the Ailes is dead, and Imperial forces suspect foul play.
James Schlarmann
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May 18, 2017
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