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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Steve Bannon Comes Out From Underneath His Bridge To Defend Muslim Ban

Coming out from underneath the D.C.-area bridge he calls home, Steve Bannon answered reporters' questions about Trump's Muslim ban.

Trump Signs Executive Order Authorizing New, Alternative Constitution

After more than 200 years using the same one, President Donald Trump thinks it's time to shake things up and go with an alternative Constitution.

President Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Classifying U.S. As Alternative Christian Nation

Another day, another executive order written by President Donald J. Trump. This one is meant to ease tensions after signing a Muslim ban.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 7

Some might think you can't really measure American Greatness, but we've found an alternative scientific method to do just that.

Mexico Offers To Pay For Pest Control Service To Remove ‘La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante’ From The White House

President Donald Trump may not be able to get Mexico to pay for his border wall, but that doesn't mean they aren't willing to pay for other things.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 6

Each day gives us another chance to accurately track just how much American Greatness there is in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig To Fill In For Vacationing Tammy Lahren

Right-wing pundit Tammy Lahren is taking a much-needed vacation, and her network has found the absolute perfect analogue for her while she's gone.

President Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Winner Of 2016 Popular Vote

With his newest executive order, President Donald J. Trump hopes to permanently remind people he won the popular vote last year.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 5

Each day gives us another chance to accurately track just how much American Greatness there is in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Local Confederate Flag Defender Really Tired Of ‘Libtards Not Accepting’ President Trump

Clem O'Connell loves his confederate flag, and he's very angry that liberals haven't accepted President Trump's election yet.