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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Sean Spicer Will Interview Melissa McCarthy To Be His Replacement

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is said to be interviewing for his own replacement, and one person on the list may surprise you.

Kellyanne Conway: Unless Dems Prove Russia Probe Relates to Benghazi, They’re Wasting Millions

White House adviser Kellyanne Conway told media this weekend that if Dems can't tie Russia to Benghazi, they should give up.

Conflicted Trump Supporter Unsure Whether to Support Victims or Attacker in Finsbury Park Attack

The Finsbury Attack in London has this particular Trump supporter conflicted as to who he should sympathize with -- the victims or the attackers

Trump: Seven Perished Sailors in USS Fitzgerald Crash Died Defending His Electoral College Victory

The seven victims of the USS Fitzerald crash with a merchant vessel will receive a brand new honor from President Trump.

KKK Plans Torchlight “Get Well Soon” Tribute and March for Steve Scalise

A local MS KKK chapter plans to pay honor to fellow white supremacist and injured Congressman Steve Scalise (R-LA) with a torchlight rally.

Ted Nugent Says He’s ‘Leading by Example’ and Folds, Puts Away “Lock That C*nt Up” T-Shirt

Outspoken conservative rocker Ted Nugent has decided that the shooting of Steve Scalise means he must extend an olive branch to libtards.

Actual Witch to Trump: ‘In Your Case It’s a Whiny Bitch Hunt’

This actual, real-life witch is having none of this "I'm a victim of a witch hunt" stuff from President Donald Trump, and she's speaking out.

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Obstruction Case Against Trump

If there was no voluntary, consensual oral involved, Clinton prosecutor Ken Starr says Donald Trump could not have obstructed justice.

Gang of Hooligan Thespians Attack White House With Dramatic Reading of “All the President’s Men”

We all know you just can't trust those drama kids to not commit acts of artistic terrorism. Especially not with a snowflake in chief in the White House.

Eric Trump and Sean Hannity Agree That Inhuman, Mentally-Ill, Evil Democrats to Blame for Divisive Political Atmosphere

Eric Trump and Fox News host Sean Hannity both agree the reason the country is so divided is all the inhuman, garbage Democrats who are literal AIDS.